ZoomDinosaurs.com What is your Favorite Dinosaur? (Favorite Dinosaurs from Late Dec. 2000) What is your favorite dinosaur and why?

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from Honkie Tong, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 31, 2000

Shaddup fake Razorclaw! The real Razorclaw will never vote for the raptors! Stop calling that Megaraptor wimpy lawer of yours becasue YOU are the fake Razorclaw and have no case. The real Razorclaw rules!!!!!!! Here's a vote for T.Rex.
from Lillian T., age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 31, 2000

HA HA HA HA HA, Here we go again...what's it with raptor fans and Megaraptors? I mean, Megaraptor isn't even a dromaeosaurid yet they keep using its name like it's one. Well, that shows the scope of the intelligence of the raptor fans. Knowing nothing right about dinosaurs besides raptors. Here's one for T.Rex.

Dromaeosaurid-like? Megaraptor wasn't even dromaeosaurid like, it was much closer to Unenlagia than the true dromaeosaurid s. It seems that the raptor fans are so desprate to find something that can remotely take on T.Rex, that they have to include an aninmal that isn't even remotely a dromaeosaurid! Ha! What a joke! What a mockery! What a show of desperate people trying to defend their rapidly-dininishing-in-siginifance dromaeosaurids. It's a real show folks! Lets see what they can come up with next!

Ps. Bill in dinotalk explained why Megaraptor can't possibly be a dromaeosaurid, lets see what he wrote:

Well, whatever it is, Megaraptor is certainly not a dromaeosaur at all: metatarsals all wrong, pubis too ventral, ischium lacking a proper obturator, and long bones much too light. And the skull's palatal was too thick, antorbital fenestrae too rostral, distal carina too small, not to mention the trenchant ungual was hardly present…oh, the list goes on. I didn't know what Razorclaw was thinking, but Megaraptor is certainly not a raptor.

Oh yes, even the validity of Utahraptor has been called into question. But watch this news, for it's for the future.

Thanks Bill.

Oh yes, if I'm not wrong, it should be about one hour to the 21st century at your time zone JC, right?
from Honkie Tong, age 16, Singapore, Singapore, Singapore; December 31, 2000
About 2 (we're on daylight savings time (PST), which changes it by an hour) - but we've already started celebrating. JC

Megaraptor a dromaeosaurid? He he, tell him the truth JC, before we all start bursting out laughing. He he.
from THE REAL RAZORCLAW, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 31, 2000

You guys are getting me very angry, and for the last time, STOP USING MY NAME!!!!!!!!!! This is the worst case of inpersonation I have ever seen,and I'm going to call my lawyer. He's a megaraptor, (a dromaeosaurid-like dinosaur that's bigger than me), and he happens to have a taste for sushi, preferably HUMAN sushi. The real Razorclaw, (which is me) will always vote for raptors, and I'm voting for them. (Just so you'll understand, this vote is for raptors.)
from Razorclaw, age ?, ?, (Used to live in Utah), Mongoalia; December 31, 2000

Hello everybody! All of us here in Singapore want to wish you a happy new year! It's already the 21st century and the new millennium here in Singapore! I know you people are still a little behind us, but hang on in there, you'll be there soon! But as of now, 2.27 am my local time, Jan 1, 2001, we are still a century and a millennium apart. This is the first vote for Tyrannosaurus Rex in the 21st century and second millennium! I'm honored to put in the first vote for the best dinosaur ever.
from Honkie Tong, age 16, Singapore, Singapore, Singapore; December 31, 2000

Carnatorous: because its a meat eater like me, steps on cars, the way it runs, big sharp teeth, and if toys were real carnatorous would bite them.
from Antonio R, age 4, Cincinnati, Ohio, USA; December 31, 2000

My favorite dinosaur is t-rex,pentaceratops,brontosaurus,stegosaurus, and parasaurolopholus because the are all neat
from Nicole B, age 10, Taylor, Pennsylvania, United States Of Amrica; December 31, 2000

My Favourite Dinosaur is the one and only --Allosaurs.Because it is
so it is so big and powerful.
from Ooi J., age 11, Kota Kinabalu, Sabah, Malaysia; December 30, 2000

Alamosaurus...because he was among the last of the sauropods of North America, and little is known about it.
from Edwin B, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 30, 2000

tyrannosaurus rex
from conor, age 13, meath, leinster, ireland; December 30, 2000

anklosaras its armour
from luther c, age 7, sonoma, CA, USA; December 30, 2000

Diemetredon because it has a sail on its back
from Ernest H, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 30, 2000

oh, and by the way, dino wartz (stop calling it dinowartz!) ....
from coolcat, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 30, 2000

i feel ashamed to be a raptr fan. dude! give me a break! T.REX HAD A MUCH BIGGER BRAIN THAN ALOT OF DINOSAURS, and t.rex has been proven to be very smart. shows how much you know. i vote t.rex
i am now a trex fan.
from coolcat, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 30, 2000

LISTEN TO ME! I HAVE BEEN OVERGLORIFIED BY ..., I AM ACTUALLY JUST A USELESS UTAHRAPTOR! UTAHRAPTORS ARE ALL USELESS! EVEN A IGUANADON HATCHING CAN KILL US! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
from Razorclaw, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 29, 2000

trex
from ?, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 29, 2000

I'm a raptor fan, but I agree that ...! It's blatantly obvious that T.Rex coudl kick, but he stills goes on to say people who designed the model are luantics?! gEEZE! He makes me ashamed to be a raptor fan. Look, my fellow Tyrannosaurus fans, nto all raptor fans are like this, to prove it to you, here's a vote for Rex.
from Utahraptor, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 29, 2000

your jokes are dry tasteless and certainly not funny. T.REX RULEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
from ?, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 29, 2000

What do you mean brudder? The model clearly shows T.Rex can kick and stand on one leg. If Tyrannosaurus can hop on one leg, why can't he kick? Tell me lah? And here's a vote for T.rex lah.
from Short F., age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 29, 2000

Jimmy here. Joe Bob B, what makes you think that that modeler has a mental problem? If I'm not wrong, the person who designed this was a paleontologist! Well, from what I have seen, T-Rex could certainly kick. If you claim T-Rex can't kick, then Utahraptor can't jump, as he weighed a full ton. T-Rex was faster and more agile than the raptors. Not to mention smarter. Limited intelligence? Ha!
from Jimmy L, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 29, 2000

The secret to the sucess of Dino Warz is that I try not to be a stubborn, pompus overbearing idiot like somebody here. If you piss off everybody here, nobody is going to read your fanfic, much less have anything good to say about it.
from Billy Macdraw, age 18, ?, ?, ?; December 29, 2000

YOu know something Joe, Bob, since you love putting down anybody who disagrees with you, I guess you doing DWF is a waste, becasue even raptor fans are dissed by you. ... By the way, new studies have indicated that T.Rex was smarter than the raptors. Don't believe? Want me to show you the evidence?
from Lilian T., age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 29, 2000

Goodness gracious, how can you insult Steve Reed, the world's premier modeler? How can you just insult anybody? Steve Reed also sulpts very good raptor models and here you are insulting him. Well, if you ask me, T.Rex can jolly welll kick ... T.Rex, this's a vote for yer.
from ?, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 29, 2000

Jimmy L, for your information, that suggestion for Sue being called "Rockbrain" was only a joke. (Even though with her limited intelligence, that name would be fairly accurate.) And Honkie Tong, that model in the picture must have been designed by someone with a serious mental problem. This is a vote for raptors.
from JOE BOB B., age 10, Menlo Park, ?, ?; December 29, 2000

Yup, Tyrannosaurus Rex or Imperator is the baddest and buckwildest of all the dinosaurs. They could woop a Utahraptor like they were stealing something. Dino Warz rocks!
from ?, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 29, 2000

tyrannosaurus rex: because he is big.
from gordon g, age 4, new york city, ny, usa; December 29, 2000

Tyrannosaurus--he is still the clear King of the Dinosaurs. A new tyrannosaur find was estimated to be 15-20% larger than that of Giganotosaurus...the pubic bone in the pelvis measured approximately 130cm in length, while that of Giganotosaurus measured 118cm.
from Sauron, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 29, 2000

T.REX YEAH!
from ?, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 28, 2000

B...? HAHAHHAHAHAHAH! Good one Short F. But I thought you were malay? How come you know chinese? Anyway, T.Rex Rulez!
from Lillian Tay, age 14, ?, ?, ?; December 28, 2000

One more thing, T.Rex didn't have a butt, he had a cloaca, thank you very much. T.Rex is da dino.
from Honkie Tong, age 16, ?, ?, ?; December 28, 2000

Well, you can't ask a person four years older than you to chut her cakehole, because she's older than you. Or is it jsut that you americans have no respect for your elders. Utahraptors are useless. We got our butt kicked so hard by the Tyrannosaurids that we would be fools to take them on. Guys! Stop kicking our butts! We surrender! T-Rex rules!
from Razorclaw. The real one. Ignore the other one!, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 28, 2000

T.rex could kick. He was superbely balanced. His tail would swing in the opposite direction when he kicked or he could rear up to kick. A Tyrannosaurid footpath showed that Tyrannosaurids liek T.Rex could hop on one foot! Kick? No problemo. Tyrannosaurus is so cool.
from Norman, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 28, 2000

Big deal brudder, say all you want but nothing will change the fact that Dino Warz is better. Anyway, I think the Razorclaw who said that the Utahraptor that say Utahraptor all uselss is the real one lah. So bi shang ni de wu ya zhui. (Chinese for shut your mouth)
from Short F., age 14, ?, ?, ?; December 28, 2000

T.Rex can't kick? Woah! Look at him go! Vote T.Rex! (Ps. THe Utahraptor in this picture got kick so hard it's off screen).
from Honkie Tong, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 28, 2000

Really? ... Anyway, T.rEX RULEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
from Lillian Tay, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 28, 2000

Well,Grace,you asked a pretty good question. If JC hadn't edited the rest out,it would say something very insulting to Dino Wartz.
from JOE BOB B., age 10, Menlo Park, ?, ?; December 28, 2000

Hey, good one Bill, you're so right. You don't fight fire with fire, you fight fire with water! Anyway, here's a vote for the T.rex war effort.
from Honkie Tong, age 16, ?, ?, ?; December 28, 2000

This is security Utahraptor for DWF reporting: We are fairing badly, Sue, Suzie, Sue-Imperator ans Rambo of Dino Warz are beating us in all areas....Aptness-of-thought...Colour....Explosive displays....Originality.....Tracer patterns....I-suggest-we-retreat.

Dropping a vote for Tyrannosaurus to decoy them. This is a vote for Tyrannosaurus.
from Security Utahraptor, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 28, 2000

Lilian T,SHUT YOUR CAKEHOLE!!! ("Cakehole" is a slang term for mouth,phrase connected with "Shut up.") JOE BOB was right, I'M THE REAL RAZORCLAW!!! And by the way,what the heck makes you think that T-rex could kick at all? If he lifted his foot higher than was sufficient for walking,(or running) he would lose his balance and fall on his big, scaly butt. Yes, he probably could kick the arse of a very unexperienced utahraptor. (But only if he was lucky enough to find one!) So he might (by the skin of his teeth) be able to kick a raptor's butt,but not literally.
from Razorclaw, age ?, ?, (Used to live in Utah), Mongoalia; December 28, 2000

Raptors kick T.Rexes' butt? (Giggle...) Can you believe what he said. Well, this would probally happen if the raptors tried to take T.Rex on. He he. Anyway, I vote T.Rex as I loved what he just did in the picture.
from Honkie Tong, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 28, 2000

One thing you have to admit Razorclaw/Joe Bob, Dino Warz is a better fanfic. Yeah, Tyannosaurus Rex rulezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
from Grace Tay, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 28, 2000

Well, I no rex fan but I think Sue is a better name than that immature Rockbrain. Common, she didn't even have a rock for a brain. Prehaps the person who suggested it has a rockbrain as he assumed Sue has one too. Than Sue is prbally smarter than him. This vote is for T-Rex
from Norman, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 28, 2000

Hey kid, go ahead and insult me all you want, but I'll not return the same blows. You want to know why? That's because you are just a TEN YEAR OLD kid man, even if I win, I'll be looked upond as bullying a poor defenseless kid. But I'll answer you intelligently, which will make you look an extremely simple and spoilt compaired to my superiour intellect. Thank you, and watch me, this vote is for T.rex
from Billy Macdraw, age 18, ?, ?, ?; December 28, 2000

I think Sue is much cooler than me. I wish I had a better name than that juvinile "Razorclaw". I'm the real Razorclaw and I do not vote for raptors because they are the most useless terepods. This vote is for T.Rex.
from Razorclaw, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 28, 2000

Face it Bob, Billy Macdraw has a better name and you know it. Razorclaw? Rockbrain? Sounds like ultra-juvinile names from the fantastic four. Anyhow, the Sue (which is by the way far cooler than Razorclaw) in Bill's story lives here and now, so Sue is a cool name. Razorclaw? What a misnomer. Raptorclaws were hardly razor sharp. They were stabbers, not slashers with their claw. My, it shows how little you must know about Utahraptors. About the mastercard ad, you claim you are not an iminator, well, you proved yourself wrong with that cute little ad. Thank you, you just proved our point. This is for Tyrannosaurus Rex.
from Jimmy L, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 28, 2000

Hey, get off Razorclaw's back Joe, it took him a great deal of courage to come forward and admit that the Utahraptors were all useless. Thanks Razorclaw, T.Rex could kick(I mean really kick) Utahraptor's arse seven sundays back.
from Lillian T., age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 28, 2000

Would you stop calling Dino Warz, Dino Wartz. Dino Warz doesn't have warts.
from firebird, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 28, 2000

Listen Jimmy,Razorclaw is a perfect name for a raptor. In the early cretacious (or late cretacious in Sue's case) they probably didn't have the same kind of names that they do now. (In fact,I suggest that a better name for Sue would be "Rockbrain.") Face it,"Razorclaw" probably would've been an honorable name among raptors. Anyway,this is a vote for the raptors,because they could kick T-rex's butt.
from JOE BOB B., age 10, Menlo Park, ?, ?; December 28, 2000

Semper Fi Sir! We vote Tyrannosaurus Rex.
from ?, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 28, 2000

T Rex, because of its supposedly greater intelligence than other carnivorous dinosaurs. Also because, even though we now know that it wasn't the largest meat-eater on land (giganotosaurus was), it had the most effective teeth, best used for cracking bone rather than tearing flesh.
from Chris H, age 37, London, UK, England; December 28, 2000

What a cool story! T.Rex rulez!
from Lillian T., age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 28, 2000

What a nice story. I liked the way the raptors died. Cool. This vote is for T-Rex.
from Grace T., age 12, ?, ?, ?; December 28, 2000

My favourite dinosaur is a Ornithochirus because it glides softly through the air.
I like the crest that males have.
I like there sharp teeth.
from Nikhil T., age 7, Hastings, East Sussex, Britain; December 28, 2000

Well,a lot of people are using my name to vote for their dinosaur,so here's what I'd like to say to them: USE YOUR OWN NAME YOU IDIOTS!!!!! THE REAL RAZORCLAW (which is me) WOULDN'T VOTE FOR COMPSOGNATHUS,OR GALLIMIMUS,OR T-REX,OR ANY OF THOSE MORONS!!!! VOTE USING YOUR OWN NAME!!! (This is a vote for raptors.)
from Razorclaw, age ?, ?, (Used to live in Utah.), Mongoalia; December 28, 2000

At last. I won't put up arguments on which dinosaur is better, but I'd like to tell you that it was the rise of Tyrannosauids that put the raptors out of a job. The decline of the raptors have been noted by a rise of the Tyrannosauids. I'd prefer you use facts to argue, instead of simply lamblasting the other dinosaur. But as a paleontologist born in raptor mania, I still have to tell you that it dosen't look too good for the raptors now.

Raptor mania refers to a period of time where the raptors were all the rage. Raptor fans were at their peak there. But now, as doubts and misconceptions started to surface and be addressed, the raptors have fallen out of favour. Compair the amount of raptor votes last time to now and you will notice that the number of raptor fans are falling...you are going extinct. Enough of this, here's one for big rex.

To consder why this is so, consider the following story:

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Razorclaw the poor Utahraptor

There had been a great storm and a raptor chick had been left behind. It was Utahraptor chick. It had been found by a family of Velociraptors and was raised by them (for some weird reason). The Velociraptors saw how big the Utahraptor chick was when it was full grown and realized that it was not an ordinary Velociraptor chick. The Velociraptors had taken Razorclaw (that was the name of the raptor chick) on a hunt but a Tyrannosaurus had come for the freshly-killed Tenotosaur carcass and was about to attack the Velociraptor family. Then with surprising speed, Razorclaw jumped up and with one swipe of his claw sliced empty air.The Tyrannosaur roared and caught the young Utahraptor midair, smashing down with 15,000 pounds of force. A red mist shot into the air as the Razorclaw's back broke. The Tyrannosaur contuined to put pressure on, cutting Razorclaw into two even as the last rasping breath escaped his puntured lungs. The Tyrannosaurus shook its head and flung the stringy remains of the dead Utahraptor all over the place. THe Velociraptor family shierked in fright and ran away at their top speed, which was about 40 miles per hour.

The family was back at their cave, inside which they took shelter in the rain, and they were very sad. Their son Razorclaw had brought it so quickly. They mourned his ignorance at attacking a Tyrannosaur. Sudden;y, somethign blocked the light into the cave, it was the Tyrannosaur back for more. The Velociraptors, determined to take revenge for Razorclaw, scrambled up to attack, trying to run rings around the Tyrannosaur, but the Tyrannosaur was blessed with unnaturally fast reactions; it caught the mother Velociraptor even before she managed to doge and threw her mangled body back. A small raptor chick jumped onto the Tyrannosaur, hoping to slash the monster's guts out, but the Tyrannosaur leaned against the wall of the cave, turning him to a ugly red paste on the wall, like an oversized smashed bug. The father Velociraptor screamed as he saw the Tyrannosaur kill his family...it has been this way for years, the Tyrannosaurs stole all their kills, ate their childern and there was no way to stop them. Infact, the number of the Tyrannosaurs seemed to be rising while the number of raptors were decreasing...

Searing pain snapped him out of his thoughts, white light flashed before his eyes before he realized he was being lifed bodily into the air. His next sensation was that of weightlessness before he slammed hard onto the mangled body of his mate. He felt his body fold into two like a rag raptor-doll and heard his back snap. In the slow motion of accident victims, he saw the Tyrannosaur kill his family. All his efforts to reproduce has come to nothing, the last though he formed was how he wished he hadn't declared war on the Tyrannosaurs by stealing and killing their young, now he faced the consquences.. Extinction
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As you can see, the stories written by Tyrannosaur fans are far more rational and believable. So that should say that TyrannosAUR FANS IN GENERAL ARE MORE RATIONAL PEOPLE. As long as there are rational people in the world, Tyrannosaurus will be the most popular dinosaur. I'm one of them! Vote Tyrannosaurus Rex!
from Tyrannosaurus Rex!, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 27, 2000

I'm the real Razorclaw, and this is my offical statement:

The raptors are actually timid, fradicat creatures. All raptors stink. The worst of them all is Utahraptor, the most dumb and idiot-headed off them all! How I wish I wasn't adopted by that family of idiot Velociraptors. How I wish I was adopted by Sue's family instead. Utahraptors stink and truly deserve to be extinct. This is the real Razorclaw, this is the real (and useless) Utahraptor.

This vote is for Compies.
from The really real Razorclaw, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 27, 2000

I must admit though, I never knew I had so many Dino Warz fans! Thanks guys, for speaking up for me. Though it was kinda overkill, a overy large amount of firepower to waste on a ten year old.

To all my fans: Take good care of yourselves, merry Christmas and keep voting T.Rex! Because he's way superior to the raptors who have nobody but immature 10-year old fans!

Keep voting for T.Rex! Here's one!
from Billy Macdraw, age 18, ?, ?, ?; December 27, 2000

When Lucy tells Charlie Brown that this time, she's really going to kick the ball, you know what's going to happen.

When Wile E. Coyote insists this time, he really going is going to catch the Road Runner, you know what's going to happen.

And when some other fanfic writer tell you that this time they've a fan fic that can beat Bill's Dino Warz...

Well, I like T-Rex
from Paul K., age 14, LA, CA, USA; December 27, 2000

I like T.rex. Ha what? Your mastercard ad was so boring (yawn) it m-makes...me.....wanna....sle.......................
from Grace T., age 12, ?, ?, ?; December 27, 2000

Huh? What do you mean? Pratically every regular here reads and loves Dino Warz. Now listen up, Bill may not attack you because he is too gentlemanly to do so and because you are just a little ten-year old kid. But being twelve, I have no such inhibitions.
from Leonard, age 12, ?, ?, ?; December 27, 2000

Sorry boy, but I think the Razorclaw who played "Leave me Alone" is the real one. Because it the raptors were so smart, they'll know that they are being forced to do unnatural things by raptor fans. T.REX RULEZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
from Lillian T., age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 27, 2000

Vote Rex here. All I'm saying is, Sue, Suzie and Sue-Imperator's cool and realistic sounding names make your Razorclaw sound and look juvinile and immature.
from Jimmy L, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 27, 2000

That's because the real Razorclaw dosen't do that....fake! This vote is for Gallimimus.
from The one and only true Razorclaw, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 27, 2000

My favorite dinosaur is the Ceratosaurus because it was a carnivorus dinosaur and it was said to have hunted in packs and plus they just look really cool kind of like a T-rex with a horn on its nose
from Tristan Y, age 14, bridgewater, nova scotia, canada; December 27, 2000

(This really was a Mastercard commercial.)

Computer-generated dinosaurs to fight:60,000$.
Paying T-rexes for acting:5000$.
Having someone actually WATCH Dino Wartz:priceless.
There's some things money can't buy,for everything else,there's Mastercard.

Ha! ...
from JOE BOB B., age 10, Menlo Park, ?, ?; December 27, 2000

Jimmy L,DO NOT INSULT MY NAME!!!!!!!! What makes you think that Razorclaw is a juvinnile and immature name!? If you really want to know who the auther of "Razorclaw" is, It's JOE BOB B.
from Razorclaw, age ?, ?, (Used to live in Utah), Mongoalia; December 27, 2000

Oh yeah? If you're the real Razorclaw,why didn't you list that you used to live in Utah? Or that you live in Mongoalia? See,I know more about you than you do! I'm the real Razorclaw,and you know it. In fact,you don't even know how to spell the name of your own species! (This vote is for raptors.)
from Razorclaw, age ?, ?, (Used to live in Utah), Mongoalia; December 27, 2000

Tyrannosaurus,because of the fact that it has it's own group named
after itself.Tyrannosauria.
from B Turnajohn, age 11, ?, ?, US; December 27, 2000

Tyrannosaurus Rex, I just wanted to vote.
from Honkie Tong, age 16, ?, ?, ?; December 27, 2000

t rax, brudder
from Short F., age 14, ?, ?, ?; December 27, 2000

My favourite is the raptors. I know they are inferior to the T.rexs but I still like them anyway.
from vELOCI, age ?, Gobi, Gobi, Gobi; December 27, 2000

I am the REAL RAZORCLAW! AND I'M AN ACTOR, THE OTHER RAZORCLAW IS A FAKE!!!! THIS VOTE IS FOR RAPTR
from Razorclaw, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 27, 2000

This vote is for Mevalosaurus. Cannot win? I don't want to be judgemental but I think Billy's Dino Warz can win hands down. He's just to mature to take advantage of a 10-year old.
from Norman, age 15, KL, ?, Malaysia; December 27, 2000

Ha ha! T.rex is the best! It looks like somebody bit off more than he could chew when he decided to attack Dino Warz!
from Lillian Tay, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 27, 2000

Deinonychus,because of the fact that it has it's own group named
after itself.Deinonychusauria.
from JonathanB., age 11, Medford, Or., U.S.; December 26, 2000

I know Honkie. Someone wrote that story saying it was from you. I just wanted to see what would happen when I mentioned it. Anyway,(this is for all T-rex fans) I have decided to stop insulting Dinowartz in my stories. (Not only because neither of us can win,but because it would be boring to read a story that was just meant to insult another story). This vote is for the raptors.
from JOE BOB B., age 10, Menlo Park, ?, ?; December 26, 2000

trexx
from ?, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 26, 2000

Hey! Who used my name!? I'll find you,evicerate you,and then feast on your flesh! Raptors are a lot better than T-rex,and if you vote for that scumbag,USE YOUR OWN NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is a raptor vote.
from Razorclaw (The real one), age ?, ?, (Used to live in Utah), Mongoalia; December 26, 2000

My favorite dinosaur is the Ankylosaurus. I like the ankylosaurus because they tough and they wouldn't eat us.
from Alexandra R., age 4 1/2, Bend, Oregon, USA; December 26, 2000

t-rex, i like him the best because of his big teeth and powerfull mouth that can eat anything.
from tyler h., age 8, louisville, ky, usa; December 26, 2000

Parasaurolophus and all the lambeosaurines because their head crests are cool
from Samuel C., age 10, ?, ?, ?; December 26, 2000

trax
from ?, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 26, 2000

Just to make sure this is revelant, this is a vote for T.Rex.

Now, I'd like to set the record straight. The John Rambo in Dino Warz is NOT played by Stallone. He's the REAL John Rambo, he has represented the lone soldier; the commando, the guerilla. Rambo, a perfect specimen of a finely tuned machine in Vietnam, finds that life back in the States after the war is very different. This lone soldier exists without war or battle when he returns to a country that does not appreciate his efforts. Specialized training for war is useless in times of peace and Rambo soon finds his life without purpose. Searching for purpose the lone soldier finds that "It's a hard road when you're all alone." That's why he has decided to help out in Dino Warz once in a while. Once again, he's not Stallone!

And yes, the firearms are real, he normally uses a M-60 GPMG with a Berreta 92F as a sidearm, though he has thought of switching his main weapon to a Minimi light machine gun, as the five five six rounds are lighter. He also uses a Colt CT26 Pathfinder Tatical knife and certainly the trademark Ultraslim ballastic black singlet to protect from ballastic harm. That's the DIno Warz rambo. I donno where you got the idea he uses a water pistol from, but it's wrong.
from Billy Macdraw, age 18, ?, ?, ?; December 26, 2000

HEY! WHO USED MY SONG? anyway, I vote Rexy.
from Honkie Tong, age 16, ?, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

This is a good policy, and I agree with it. Orginally, I posted Dino Warz and Old Blood here purely for the enjoyment of the people visting this website. That was my intention. But its obvious some person just can't handle this kind of responsibility. It's all our responsibility to make this website work, not tear it apart and divide it into raptor sections and T.rex sections or whatever.
from Billy Macdraw, age 18, ?, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

t.rex, cos he kwilled all the raptor in dinosaur wars
from ?, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

I think you raptor fans have a warped view of the us raptors, we want you to leave us alone and let it be doing the things God intended. So if we raptors could speak we'll tell you....

Leave Me Alone

I'm alone, hiding in the dark
I'm looking for a life
To come and rescue me
I sleep, I rise
Hear your denies
Endlessly inside
It's crazy but

(sometimes I feel like)
I wanna' to run away
(sometimes I feel like)
I've gotta' get away
(One day you will see)
Another side of me
(My life I command)
It's not the way that you planned

Leave me alone (leave me alone)
Leave me alone
Out on my own (out on my own)
Leave me alone

What do you want from me
Do you dream of a life
Your life through me
Myself, my time
In one we unite
I don't ever want to be
That raptor you want it to be

(Sometimes I feel like)
I wanna' to run away
(Sometimes I feel like)
I've gotta' get away
(One day you will see)
Another side of me
(My life I command)
It's not the way that you planned

Leave me alone (leave me alone)
Leave me alone
Out on my own (out on my own)
Leave me alone, yeah.....

(One day you will see)
Another side of me
My life I command
It's not the way
It's not the way that you planned

Leave me alone (leave me alone)
Leave me alone
Out on my own (out on my own)
Leave me alone
Leave me alone (leave me alone)
Leave me alone
Out on my own (out on my own)
Leave me alone
Leave me alone (leave me alone)
Leave me alone
Out on my own (out on my own)
Leave me alone

My point is, at least the T.rex fans don't push T.rex and make him do things he would not have done. You raptor fans only know how to make the raptors do things they were not intended to.
I'm sick of fake dino deathmatches! I wanna quit acting!
from Razorclaw, age ?, Utah (used to), ?, ?; December 25, 2000

Well, thanks for speaking up for me friends, but I am taking all this rubbish and mud slung at me in my stride. I mean, I didn't take it seriously at the time and I'm not the kind of person to go 'hey, you said I was a failure and look at me now.' I could be the best fanfic writer and many times better than my detractors but totally devoid of personality and just an absolute ass to everyone. I don't think there's any such thing as failure if you're trying, you're not a failure. But I think I annoyed ... too, so I wouldn't like to be vindictive about him because I don't think he meant it badly. Sound familar? hehe. Besides, why sink to his level?

And by the way, this vote is for T.rex.
from Billy Macdraw, age 18, ?, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

Warning to any T.rex insulters. If you attack T.rex, you are attacking a lot of people around the world. Prepair to have your ego deatomized.
from ?, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

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from Insaniac, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

Wow Bill, I certainly saw the difference between the two fanfics when you posted your colection to let us compare. Good job Bill! You're a better writer!
from ?, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

One more thing. Which is more believable. Three T.Rexes killing a pack of Utahraptors or two Utahraptors killing many Tyrannosaurids? If you ask me, the first one if far more realistic than the latter, not to mention the latter is a imitation. (snort)
from Leonard, age 12, ?, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

One thing I couldn't help noticing about DWF is that it's nothing but a challange to Billy Macdraw. Really, Joe, Bill is 8 YEARS your senior. I think he's way above your insults. He is almost twice your age! And here you are, insulting him and expecting him to respond? I'm sure people like him are way above that. And I respect him for that. You really should laern respect for your seniors boybo.
from Leonard, age 12, ?, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

I loved your bio Honkie Tong. Why don't you do one for Old Blood? ANd by the way, T.rex rulezzzzzz
from Lillian T., age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

trex
from ?, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

Not that I want to spoil anything, but I think John Rambo will kill Indy upside down. Anyway, Bill's adaption of John Rambo is much funnier and cooler than your adaption of Indy. Try harder kid.
from Norman, age 15, KL, ?, Malaysia; December 25, 2000

What's all this stuff going on? Who wrote that fanfic about the stupid Utahraptor called Razorclaw? Razorclaw? Ha! WHat a juvinile and immature name. Sue's better and cooler sounding. Razorclaw? HA!
from Jimmy L, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

"Sue's End?" What's it? Never heard of it? Sorry.
from Honkie Tong, age 16, ?, point ?, ?; December 25, 2000

I agree with Josh, Dino Warz is still the best. That's because its fun, cool and cheap to produce. DWF on the other hand, is very expensive to produce, here's why:

Cost Breakdown

Paying raptor actors: $80,000
Paying prop makers: $5,000
Cost of robot rexes to destroy: $120,000
Cost of flim equipment: $2,000
Cost of lawsuits pending after a release of an eposide: $980,000

Total cost: $1187,000

See, that's why I think Dino Warz is better.
from Flamebird, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

I think we should be free to pass any comments about fanfics. We're not insulting anybody by the way, right? I mean, if we don't like ..., we should be able to say its so. Yes, I seriously think there is a very blatant case of imitation here.
from Lillian Tay, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 25, 2000
Put yourself in the other person's place and try to think how you'd feel if someone criticized you that harshly. JC

Argue all you want, its blatantly obvious Dino Warz is better.
from Josh, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

Dino Warz is the best! And so is T.rex.
from ?, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

Josh is right. Dino Warz reamins by a wide margin the best of them all. ..., you have a long way to go. ....
from Honkie Tong, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

I'm sayign you are following whatever Billy does. Imitatior!
from Josh, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

Dino Warz is the best! And so is Tyrannosaurus Rex! Buzz off imitations!
from Flamebird, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

Josh,I have no idea why you think that ALL of Billy's characters are original. John Rambo is a character from a lot of crummy,violent movies. Indiana Jones is also a movie character,but he is NOT my version of John Rambo. Oh,and this is for Honkie,I'm interested in this "Sue's End" story.
from JOE BOB B., age 10, Menlo Park, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

Dino Warz
The Bios

I'm sure all of you know that Sue, Suzie and Sue-Imperator are all big stars of Dino Warz, but how much do you really know about them? Find out in Dino Warz bios!
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Sue

Height: 20 feet
Length: 42 feet
Weight: 14,000 pounds
Species: Tyrannosaurus Rex

Sue is the oldest of the three Tyrannosaurus sisters. She may not be as big as Sue-Imperator or as fast as Suzie, but Sue is certainly the brainiest of the group, pulling out battle plans for victory out of thin air in a seemingly hopeless situation.

Sue, who was voted most popular dinosaur in America, admits to sometimes making a lot out of a simple situation, being an eternal optimist and sheepishly admits to being the messy one of the family. She is also known to have an overactive imagination, which along with her romantic side forms the foundation for her powerful capacity to feel for other people, despite the death she deals out everyday.

At 42feet and 14,000 pounds, Sue is about as big as her species gets. Sue is very self-critical and very rarely likes her own work and has been known to come off ring and publicly denounce her performance. But despite all her self-criticism she is known as the most humorous member of the family, making people crack up with laughter as she drops a quick sharp comment or pulls a funny move. All this is understandable considering she is attracted to people who are down to earth and live life to the full. Sue, who is not public transport's biggest fan loves visiting the world and sees it as a huge bonus that the band not only do something they enjoy for a living, but have the luxury of seeing the world and meeting people of many cultures- as well as obviously sampling the different styles of party life in all corners of the globe.

Sue's worse and most noticeable habit is sniffing her jumper, given to her when she was a hatching by Bakker. A habit she has always had since being young. When the Tyrannosaur sisters were in Florida towards the end of 1999, someone pulled Billy Macdraw aside and suggested that Sue should get some therapy to try to get her out of the habit, but Sue has often been quoted as saying that she doesn't see it as a problem whatsoever. She also has the habit of killing things quickly to avoid pain for the other party, which is why she sees the raptors as the perfect prey as they are cheap to replace.

Sue is currently pair-bonded with Stan the T.Rex, which bears a striking resemblance to her less-famous brother, Steven. They have a son, Tinker.

Sue is something special; no one could disagree with that statement. It is a special thing that could be seen in Sue many years ago when the team were trying so hard to get a record contract. Her irresistible little smiles and cheeky grins, the humble presence she portrays on stage for one so large, her biting and especially her killing talents hold no boundaries. These are just a few examples of what makes this lady an amazing dinosaurs who will go down in history as one of the greatest females that has ever graced dinosaur deathmatches.

Sue is a giant amongst giants...
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Suzie

Height: 18 feet
Length: 39 feet
Weight: 13,000 pounds
Species: Tyrannosaurus Rex

Blue-eyed Suzie is the middle child of the three sisters, and also the smallest. Her main purpose in the team is to run flanking maneuvers to confuse and kill the opposition, something she does very, very well.

At 39 feet and 13,000 pounds, Suzie is hardly the largest Tyrannosaurus Rex around, though she was formidable for a dinosaur. But the best and most well noted feature is her speed, which has broken Tyrannosaur world speed records previously untouched for 65 million years. Suzie currently holds the record for the fastest Tyrannosaur, reaching recorded speeds of 59.85 kilometers an hour. Some people have said that they have observed that Suzie is capable of much higher speeds, something, which Suzie says she will confirm at the next record taking.

On ring, Suzie puts this speed to good use, immediately exploiting breaches in the opposition's defenses and making short work of them. Like her brother and sisters, Suzie was thought to hunt from a very young age, she turned out to be a natural and mastered the basics very fast and eventually became good enough to gain Triceratops hunting qualifications. It wasn't until Suzie was 18 and at that time, the team was without a flanker/blockade runner that she started to speed-hunt. An old boyfriend was a speed hunter and he showed her a few basic steps and sprints. And that, along with the help of "teach yourself CD's" Suzie was able to learn simple steps and sprints. Armed with this small amount of knowledge she then proceeded to become the runner in the team and had all her training playing live. Suzie laughs "It was a nightmare, I had only been running for a short time and there I was being chucked in at the deep end, luckily people never noticed all the mistakes I used to mak! ! e or if they did they were too polite to tell me". While learning to speed-hunt, Suzie had the continuous problem of sore and blistered feet but she overcome this by using a special brand of Equestrian raptor hides to pad her feet. Nowadays Suzie has decided that she had gotten used to the abuse and decided that being barefoot offer her even more control and this mode of running are now her number one choice. Her skills now enables Suzie to get the grip and comfort required to flank the opposition continuously for over 90 minutes at a time in match.

Suzie was maybe the shyest of the siblings' which is surprising because as a youngster she was considered a bit of a tomrex and befriended many male rexes. She has become a lot more outgoing since the team turned professional and in interviews she always looks relaxed and friendly while flashing her wonderful smile at the camera. But don't be fooled; as beneath that fun exterior lurks a serious side to her nature and seriousness towards her practice routines and running career that should never be underestimated. Suzie believes that if you want something bad enough then the best thing to do is to just "go out there and get it" and it's a philosophy she believes in strongly.

Suzie has many habits, the worst maybe using her hands free mobile phone. Along with Sue-Imperator, she is known to run up very high mobile phone bills and has stated that she could never cope without the phone. She also confesses that she hates cleaning mirrors and loathes bathrooms where someone has made a mess with the toothpaste. She doesn't rate photo shots either as she has said, "they suck" on many an occasion.

Suzie is also an aspiring actress in her spare time and has now appeared in documentaries directed by the BBC and Discovery: the Ultimate Guide, Tyrannosaurus Rex and one episode of Walking with Dinosaurs. While Caroline, Jim and Sharon got to receive a well-deserved vacation, Andrea flew to Hollywood to portray the T.Rex in the Lost World, Jurassic Park. Suzie's was also the voice for Sharp Teeth, one of the main characters in the animated movie "The Land Before Time 2". It's her acting roles that have caused the other members of the band to give Suzie the title 'family drama queen'.

Today Suzie is dating a male Tyrannosaur named Dakota whom she has been with for well over two years, a T.Rex who thinks a lot of Suzie as he is willing to jump on a plane and go visit her anywhere in the world. Suzie still hopes to be in the deathmatch industry in ten years' time although she has confessed that once the time is right, getting pair-bonded, having babies and doing all the other normal things a pair of Tyrannosaurs do together will have to take priority.

Suzie is not just a faceless person who sits behind her drum kit out of sight, she is a beautiful, talented Tyrannosaur, whom the team just could not do without. Those of us who have been lucky enough to speak to Suzie for any length of time would more than likely agree on one thing: it's not just her beauty or her fantastic smile or even the way she seems to be able to laugh and talk at the same time, but it's something unexplainable that makes you realize you have spoken to a special person who oozes class, kindness and dedication to her profession. Suzie is one of the ultimate examples of what can be achieved through hard work and dedication.

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Sue-Imperator

Height: 24 feet
Length: 54 feet
Weight: 18,750 pounds
Species: Tyrannosaurus Imperator

Green-eyed Sue-Imperator is the youngest and biggest member of the team and plays the role of heavy assault. She also contributes a lot to the delicate killings and has this wonderful ability of being able to do both at the same time.

Sue-Imperator started off in a normal family, and was a normal hatching, until tragically, when she was three, her parents were killed in the infamous Utah Grand Melee, where they held off about 500 Utahraptors for three hours until she was rescued and safe. Her parents were not as lucky; they were killed. The exact cost of the engagement has not been known until today as all the dinosaurs involved were killed, except Sue-Imperator, who was the sole survivor. This is the main reason why Sue-Imperator hates the raptors with a passion.

Sue-Imperator started to learn how to hunt when she started to have lessons from her adoptive parents, Sue's parents. It was the same Tyrannosaurus who wasted no time in drawing out her potential and instilling in her the love of hunting she has today. Between the ages of 7 to 14 she was a member of the Youth Hardosaur Hunters and this group become renowned in America for its efficient hunting. Sue-Imperator is proud of the fact that she only ever missed one hunting lesson in her whole life and today she is qualified to teach the trade professionally.

Sue-Imperator went to animal training school at Liberty Meadows where she was far from the perfect student. She was suspended from school on two separate occasions for skipping lessons and was caught both times, which made her realize that "Bunking off" was not for her so decided to concentrate on her schooling instead. A trainer told her in her school that she would be a failure all her life. "I didn't take it seriously at the time and I'm not the kind of person to go 'hey, you said I was a failure and look at me now.' I could be internationally famous but totally devoid of personality and just an absolute ass to everyone. I don't think there's any such thing as failure if you're trying, you're not a failure. But I think I annoyed the trainer, so I wouldn't like to be vindictive about him because I don't think she meant it badly.''

Sue-Imperator might seem to look like the type that 'runs the show' but that's not the case. The Tyrannosaurus sisters decide everything together and she considers herself as being well organized rather than bossy and is the one who makes sure all the team are ready for an interview or have everything packed before going on tour. During interviews Sue-Imperator is very often seen as the chatterbox, the dynamic member of the band answering questions in a long and meaningful way showing the love and dedication she has not only for the team, but the art of killing itself.

Her stepsisters and stepbrother describe Sue-Imperator as being the second messiest of the family, surpassed only by Sue. Sue-Imperator has also been described by her siblings as being well adjusted, despite her tragic past and rebellious schooling days.

On the ring, Sue-Imperator sometimes tends to be shadowed by the antics of her stepsiblings. But she certainly shines in her own department, making short work of the toughest opponent in her heavy assault role. Despite her size, her gracefulness on stage when engaging the enemy is breathtaking, whether she is playing a fast snap or a haunting long-slash, Sue-Imperator leaves the viewer spellbound. Her strong, backing moves provide the ideal trade-off to Sue's forceful lead moves and she will often be seen silently backing Sue up on many a match. Sue-Imperator loves interacting with the crowd and is often seen dancing and jigging around, waving to people or throwing her irresistible smile. The concentration on her face when faced with a difficult opponent is astounding and there is no more wonderful sight than a close up shot of Sue-Imperator's face in full concentration, with her eyes either completely shut or wide open looking dreamily into space playing a haunting move witho! ! ut hardly even a glance at her claws.

Sue-Imperator is sometime treated as the `darling' of the team due to her young age, but being the youngest has a down side because as she joined the band straight from leaving school, she is often looked upon as missing out on her youth and a somewhat normal life, something that Sue-Imperator takes in her stride.

What would the team do without Sue-Imperator? Well, its hard to say, but without the heavy assault role she plays, Sue will certainly be tied up with doing that role, reducing their effectiveness to that of any old dinosaur deathmatch team. As Sue-Imperator once said, " I don't think we could do without any members of the team. All of us are a team, we work together, we're a family." Something she believes in very strongly.

Sue-Imperator is currently single but is often linked with any Tyrannosaur who will "stick" especially by the tabloid press. Because the band are a family, and combined with the fact that anytime Sue-Imperator manages to get off from her busy schedule is spent with friends and family, this has lead to less relationships than she would have liked and Sue-Imperator has sadly admitted to not having a relationship for many years.

Sue-Imperator is not only a very skilled and talented Tyrannosaur, she is a unique animal who has a presence and "air of grace" found in very few dinosaurs. Despite her desperate background, she has managed to rise to excellence and overcome the odds.

If Sue is gorgeous, and Suzie is cute, then Sue-Imperator is truly beautiful.
from Honkie Tong, age 16, ?, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

Dino Warz

Counterstrike

Now, this is not the first episode of the third season of Dino Warz, but I felt I had to defend my stories from corruption by people who do not agree with them. So I had to call Sue back, who was understandably annoyed by this simplistic and ridiculous story. So, Dino Warz was a direct hit…this is the Counterstrike.

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D.W.F. DINOSAUR WRESTLING FEDERATION
Well THIS is a surprise! Two dinosaur deathmatch shows in one year! Before we start,we would like to inform you of something, DINO WARZ IS RIGGED! That's right, and to prove that,we'll show you two NEVER BEFORE SEEN backstage clips caught by security cameras!
(Light flickers on screen, images turn black and white). Now here is our first clip: (Shows Sue and a few other T-rexes taking steroids) Sue:Well we beat those (BEEEEEP) raptors again! Others:Yeah,for the fifteenth time today. Well, we think you know how they benefit themselves,how about how they benefit their challingers!
(Same things happen). We'll get you for this! (voice comes from cage):"Whuff id you say? I think I didn't catch that."(voice comes from Sue,who is feasting on triceratops meat in front of the starved raptors).
It must be clear to you now that Dino Wartz is unfair,so on with the show. Here is our champion,Razorclaw! Razorclaw:Hi! As you might know,I'm a utahraptor,and I'm going to do a lot on this show. I 'm going to fight anyone who challenges me. Troodon security gaurd:Uh oh! it's that T-rex that you fought that one time,and he's coming to get you,Razorclaw! Razorclaw:He probably wants to kindly maul me for that little arm amputation I gave him.
T-rex:Pretty good Razorclaw,but that was easy. I want to destroy you in the ring, live on national TV, to prove that tyrannosaurus is the best dinosaur of all!
It's time for the big fight folks! Razorclaw vs. T-rex!
Razorclaw:Let's get it on! T-rex:Fine with me!
(Bell rings) WHAP! (Razorclaw gets hit by a vicous tail swipe!)Razorclaw is dazed but okay! Razorclaw:Hard,but not hard enough! SLASH! (Razorclaw dodges another tail swipe)T-rex:Give up yet? Razorclaw:No way! (After this, the fight is a blur)
SLAM!!!!!!!(There is a reverberating crash as T-rex is knocked off his feet) Razorclaw:This will be the last thing that you see! SLASH! (Razorclaw beheads T-rex) Referee (Who has been out of the ring since the fight started):Razorclaw is the winner,and in only one round!
Well that about wraps it up for this D.W.F. episode. Make sure you don't miss the next one!
THE END

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Director: Cut!
Razorclaw: Well? How was it?
Director: Not too bad, but we have to try it one more time. The computer generated rex you're fighting is not realistic enough.
Razorclaw: (Scratching head) But why? This must be the 100 th time we're doing this.
Director: Look, if you want to discredit Billy Macdraw and Sue and gang, we have to be convincing. If its badly done, people will think that D.W.F is a ridiculous and cheap attempt by me to denounce Dino Warz and launch the raptors to be more popular than T.Rex.
Razorclaw: But isn't it?
Director: Could you avoid asking such questions? I have no time for such abstract arguments like this.
Cameraman: Are you going to pay me yet?
Director: (Hands him 25cents) Well, here's a quarter.
Cameraman: What!? I work for 10 hours and you give me a quarter? What rubbish is this?
Director: Look, I am only a 10 year old kid, when the raptors are popular and T.Rex is gone, I'll be rich from companies asking for me to film more anti-Dino Warz shows. Then I can pay you.
Cameraman: But…I want my money NOW!
Razorclaw: ROAR! Take the money or be killed!
Cameraman: Okay! Okay! (Muttering) @$#%@
Director: Now, if we could film it one more time…

(But before anybody can move, the doors of the studio come crashing down with incredible force, crushing a Velociraptor under it. As the smoke clears, three gigantic Tyrannosaurus stands in the doorway.)

Sue: We're back!
Suzie: Yeah! Let's kick the butts of these cheap imitators!
Bill: Yeah! Clear my name and show that D.W.F is rigged, not Dino Warz!
Sue-Imperator: We'll do that right now Bill.
Director: This is a disaster! Kill them Razorclaw!…Razorclaw?(Turns around and notices he is gone) Where the hell are you?
Razorclaw: (Hiding behind a toilet bowl) Don't ask me! I am only an actor, I donno nothing about fighting dinosaur deathmatches!
Sue: Ha! You are defeated! Surrender and the law will take care of you for copyright infringements!
Director: Defeated? The word "defeated" is not in the vocabulary of us raptor fans!
Razorclaw: How about Mommy?
Director, Razorclaw: Mommieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Bill: I'm afraid your mother can't save you. In fact, she led us to you!
Director: This can't be! It's not possible!
Bill: Well, she wouldn't have done so if you hadn't skipped school to do all this rubbish. In fact, she told us to "fix" you up!
Sue: Don't worry, I'll discipline you like I discipline Tinker.
Director: (Backing off) Don't come near me! Security!

(Another door opens and two packs of Velociraptors and Utahraptors start pouring in, surrounding Razorclaw and the director, hissing and snapping at the Tyrannosaurus)

Sue: They have backup!
Sue-Imperator: Is this a bad thing?
Sue: Bad? Hell no! Let's KICK THEIR ARSES!

(Whooping, the Tyrannosaurus charge the raptors. A furious battle erupts.)

Sue: Roar! (Snaps a Velociraptor into half with a powerful bite. Entrails and blood sprays everywhere) haven't done this for a long time! Darn! It feels good!
Suzie: Roar! (Grabs a Utahraptor by the leg and starts shaking him. The leg comes off and the Utahraptor flies off away from its severed limb, smashing with a sickening thud into the far wall.)
Sue-Imperator: Get off my sister! (Removes a Utahraptor, kicking and screaming from Sue, Bites into him, turning his upper torso to mush. The other half falls to the ground where it stands for a while, before falling over.)
Bill: Cool. (Dodges a flying severed Utahraptor head)
Sue: That's right! (Crushes a Utahraptor underfoot) Nobody speaks falsely about me and gets away with it!
Suzie: Me too! (Chomps down on a Velociraptor and shakes it to bits)

(The raptors are simply no match for the trio, they start to die by the truckloads.)

Director: This is a disaster! They're dropping like flies!
Razorclaw: This is your entire fault!
Director: What do you mean?
Razorclaw: If you hadn't made up that story about me cutting off a T.Rex limb or filmed stupid nonsensical DWF fan fics dissing Sue, we would not be here now!
Director: What do you mean? That story was immensely popular, like my other stories!
Razorclaw: Are you kidding? All your productions got lousy reviews! You are a certified loser! I should never have worked for you! You hear me? I quit! I quit!
Director: Why you no good cheating f@%& raptor….
Razorclaw: Hey! Cut all the vulgarities! This is a webpage for the kids by the way!
Director: Shut up! (Looks around) Un Oh…

(In front of him, mangled raptors and parts of raptors lay strewn all over the place. Hundreds of meters of pale intestine lay around like limp snakes. Among them, three Tyrannosaurus stand, victorious)

Director: They killed all of our security raptors!
Razorclaw: Why did you hire such useless bums?
Director: Well, at least they were MORE competent than you!
Razorclaw: What!
Sue: Shut up! ROARRRRR! (Both of them shut up)
Suzie: Now, we're going to teach you a little lesson about why you shouldn't mess with Billy Macdraw's Dino Warz… (Steps toward them)
Director/Razorclaw: Mommieeeeeeeeeeeeee! (RUMBLE! Dust and plaster starts to fall from the ceiling)
Sue-Imperator: What's that noise?

(But before anybody could do anything, large cracks start to appear on the floor. Pieces of roof start to rain down in the studio. There is dust everywhere. Suddenly, the floor caves in and swallows everybody)

Ten minutes later…

Sue: Cough! What happened?
Bill: Is everybody okay?
Suzie: I'm fine.
Sue-Imperator: I'm okay.
Bill: The stress from the earlier battle must have caused the building to collapse. We are currently trapped underground in some kind of basement. Look, this place is virtually intact.

(A pile of rubble starts to stir in front of them. A very bruised Director and Razorclaw emerges, stumbling weakly)

Director: It's your entire fault Tyrannosaurs!
Razorclaw: Yeah man! It's your entire fault!
Sue: What'da ya mean? Who was the one, who picked shabby sub grade buildings as a studio?
Razorclaw: Well…(Points to director), he picked the building.
Director: I don't believe it! All of you are ganging up on me!
Sue: No we're not! It's your fault and you know it!
Director: Razorclaw! Tell those stupid T.Rexes it's their fault!
Razorclaw: No I won't, it's YOUR fault!
Director: What? Okay, then it's YOUR fault!
Razorclaw: Don't pull an innocent Utahraptor like me into this, it's your fault!
Sue: Guys, you are behaving like children!
Director: Am not! He started it first!
Razorclaw: Did not!
Director: Did too!
Razorclaw: Did not!
Director: Did too!
Razorclaw: Did not!
Director: Did too!
Razorclaw: Did not!
Director: Did too!
Razorclaw: Did not!
Director: Did too!
Razorclaw: Didnotdidnotdidnotdidnotdidnotdidnotdidnotdidnotdidnotdidnot
Director: Didtoodidtoodidtoodidtoodidtoodidtoodidtoodidtoodidtoodidtoo
Razorclaw: Didnotdidnotdidnotdidnotdidnotdidnotdidnotdidnotdidnotdidnot times infinity!
Director: Didtoodidtoodidtoodidtoodidtoodidtoodidtoodidtoodidtoodidtoo times double infinity!
Sue: Sigh…I can't believe this.
Razorclaw: Ha ha! There's no such thing as double infinity!
Director: (Bursts into tears and sticks his fingers into his ears, singing) I cannot hear you! I cannot hear you!
Sue: SHUT UP! (Both of them shut up)
Razorclaw: So, what are you going to do to us?
Sue: Nothing, we all need to survive and get out of here in on piece, including you.
Razorclaw: Any why is that?
Sue: Because, we need your butt in one piece TO KICK IT! YEAH!
Razorclaw: Comforting thought…
Bill: Let's look around, maybe we can find a way out of here. Don't follow us you copyright defamers!

(The three Tyrannosauruses and one guy leave the Director and Razorclaw behind, walking off into the gloomy interiors of the partially collapsed basement)

Five minutes later…

Bill: Look! Over there! (Points towards a room, they enter it, and discover the room is well lit, and filled with huge metal boxes. A holographic female face stands in the center of the room on top of a projector table.)
Sue: Where are we, in an old set of Star Trek?
Suzie: I think so.
Computer: Welcome, I'm Cass, a powerful mainframe that predicts the future with one hundred percent in accuracy. And by the way, bless you.
Sue-Imperator: Huh? Why do you say that Ca-harrr harrr WaCHOO! (Sneezes)
Cass: Truly remarkable.
Sue: Truly remarkable.
Cass: I have seen the future and have already known the outcome of this conversation. That's why I know what you are about to say. And your friend Bill has a theory to share.
Bill: I have a theory to sh-sha-shar- precisely, this computer was abandoned here deep underground by the government after they made it, fearing that the wrong use of Cass will have disastrous consequences for mankind.
Suzie: That was brilliant! How did you have all that figured out?
Bill: (Hands her a piece of paper) Well, I read the mission directive.
Sue: Okay Cass, so what happens next?
Cass: Well, Macdraw will die in precisely two hours of a heart attack.
Bill: What! It can't be!
Cass: I'm afraid it is. I have seen the future and have known that this will happen.
Sue: Let's get out of here. (Leads the rest of the group out of the room)

Some time later, time to Macdraw heart attack, one hour and twenty-nine minutes…

Bill: I can't believe that I'm going to die!
Suzie: Don't believe that machine. You can't die of a heart attack.
Bill: But Cass predicted everything correctly…wait…maybe there is a solution!
Sue-Imperator: What do you mean? I thought you stated we couldn't change the future.
Sue: Hold it Sue-Imperator. You see you, like the raptors are overly intelligent for a dinosaur. That's a good thing, but that also locks you up in eternal pessimism. Bill on the other hand, his simple mind is eternally optimistic due to the lack of information in it. This opens up his mind to new thoughts and ideas.
Suzie: So… you're saying if I don't know that I don't know enough, it actually makes me smarter?
Sue: Precisely, come on Bill! You can find a way out of this! Use your simple mindedness and idiotic nature! Use your empty headedness and moronity! Harness the power of your lowly intellect and undernourished mind!
Bill: Watch it… you are being slightly insulting here.
Sue-Imperator: But how about dumb dinosaurs like Velociraptor and Gallimimus and Stegosaurus? Doesn't that make them smarter too?
Sue: Oh, they are exceptions.
Bill: I got it!
Suzie: What?
Bill: It's Cass! She doesn't know the future, she just sees pictures of it! She could have seen another Macdraw die! Notice she referred to me first as Bill, and later as Macdraw? Why didn't she say that Bill will die of a heart attack? I'll bet she saw another Macdraw die!
Sue-Imperator: But there is no other Macdraw…
Bill: (Pointing to "Macdraw" stenciled on the breast pocket of his bush jacket) Then we have to make one.

Some time later, time to Macdraw heart attack, five minutes…

Bill: Here director Joe, want some coffee? Whoops! (Spills coffee on the Director)
Director: Damn you! Now I'm all wet!
Bill: Oh my goodness! I'm so sorry! Here, have my jacket! (Takes off both his own and the Director's bush jacket) Here, I'll wear yours and you'll wear my…there, a perfect fit!
Director: What do you mean? I'm only ten years old! This jacket is too big for me!
Bill: (Forces jacket onto the Director) Oh, just wear it.
Director: Okay okay. (Wears jacket)
Bill: Here, to make it up to you, I'll take you to this mainframe I discovered that can predict the future, okay?
Director: This better be good…

Some time later, time to Macdraw heart attack, two minutes…

Bill: (Pulling the Director into the room) Cass? Cass?
Cass: I am here Bill.
Bill: Well Cass, do you know who this is?
Cass: Yes, this is Macdraw.
Director: (Assuming Cass was referring to Bill) Well, I'm aware of your ability to predict the future.
Cass: That's correct, I'm Cass, a powerful mainframe that predicts the future with one hundred percent in accuracy.
Bill: That's nice, can you predict his future for him? (Points at the Director)
Cass: Well, Macdraw will die of a heart attack in four seconds after receiving news that he is about to die of a heart attack.
Director: What? But my name is not Ma- GAKK! CHOKE! PANT! GASP! WEEZE! (Sinks slowly to the floor, grasping his chest)
Cass: Just as it has been predicted, so shall it come true.
Director: (Last few breaths, voice really distorted and faint) Gasp…but…my…name…is…Joe…Bob…Pant
Cass: What did he say?
Bill: Joe MACDRAW said something like his name is Joe not something…
Director: No…my…name…is…Bob…Bob…Bob…
Bill: What Joe Macdraw? Your name is not not not what?
Cass: It sounded like "Bob"?
Bill: He can't really speak well now. He is actually saying "Not", not "Bob".
Director: No…Bob…Bob…
Bill: Not not what?
Director: Bob…bob…Gakk (Dies)
Bill: Is he dead?
Cass: Indeed, he is really dead…
Bill: YES!
Cass: …of a heart attack…
Bill: YES! YES!
Cass: ...just as I predicted…
Bill: YES! YES! YES!
Cass: You seem inordinately happy for such an occasion.
Bill: (Suddenly sobering up) No I'm not... this is really sad…so Cass, what happens next, how do we get out of here?
Cass: Well, all the dinosaurs will get out of here except you, you will die.
Bill: What?! I thought Macdraw just died?
Cass: No that was Macdraw, not you. You will die, I have seen it.
Bill: Well, have you seen this? (Shows Cass middle finger and storms out of the room)
Cass: Sigh…as a matter of fact, I have.

Ten minutes later…

Sue: What! She said you are still going to die?
Bill: That's correct, I'm never going to get out of here alive.
Suzie: But wait, she also said that we would all get out of here alive, right?
Bill: Well, I'm happy for you.
Suzie: No! You don't get it do you? (Takes a wooden plank in her mouth and bashes Sue-Imperator over the head with it)
Sue-Imperator: Ouch! You moron, what did you do that for?
Suzie: Cass said we would get out of here alive, so it we can't die in here, no matter what we do!
Sue-Imperator: Yes, but that still hurt you moron!
Suzie: So why don't all of us surround you and escort you out of here. We can't die, so you'll be well protected by us!
Sue: Let's do it!

Two minutes later…

(The three Tyrannosauruses surround Bill and slowly inch their way to the emergency exit. However, debris start to fall in front of them and onto them, battering them on the way.)

Sue: Ouch! Ouch! This is too much! Retreat!
Suzie: But we can't die!
Sue: Maybe the reason we didn't die is because we avoided all this debris.

(All three Tyrannosaurus pause to look at each other for a moment)

Sue-Imperator: RETREAT! (Picks up Bill, all of them run back to safety)

Five minutes later…

Cass: Trying to cheat the future, not too smart are you?
Sue: Shut up you cyber fortune-teller, what you say will not come true.
Bill: What do you mean.
Sue: It's simple. Remember this? Cass, play the video clip of you saying that Bill has a theory to share.
Cass: I already have it prepared.

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Cass: Truly remarkable.
Sue: Truly remarkable.
Cass: I have seen the future and have already known the outcome of this conversation. That's why I know what you are about to say. And your friend Bill has a theory to share.
Bill: I have a theory t-t-to precisely, this computer was abandoned here deep underground by the government after they made it, fearing that the wrong use of Cass will have disastrous consequences for mankind.
Suzie: That was brilliant! How did you have all that fig-
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Sue: Stop there! Notice that Cass predicts that Bill is gonna say that he has a theory to share, but in reality, he never really completes the statement. So it never really happened. How come? I thought she said she could predict with one hundred percent accuracy?
Cass: That…that…well, he was about to say it.
Sue: But he didn't! You know, I have been thinking Cass, and I don't want to believe you. I have it all figured out. I don't want to believe in fate, where we are all actors in a stage speaking to prewritten scripts. You know Cass? I don't want to believe that.
Cass: But I have seen it, it will come true.
Sue: You know, have you ever wondered what if you told me the next thing I am going to say, and I decided to say something else instead, can that happen?
Cass: Well…
Sue: Of course it can! Well are all born with our own free will, Cass, you may be able to see into the future, but you are a machine, you do not have true free will. We have, we decide our fates. Tomorrow is a story in a new page of a book that has not been written yet.
Cass: But…
Sue: I don't think you will understand, because you are a machine. Now Cass, if you can predict the future, tell me what I'm going to say next.
Cass: Well…I can't see that part clearly…are you going to say "See Cass, you are wrong."?
Sue: No, I simply decide not to follow the future as I control it. Cass, you cannot predict what I am going to say, I have my free will, and I decide not to follow the future. You are wrong Cass!
Cass: No! I predict the future with 100 percent accuracy!
Sue: Then tell me what just happened? I didn't speak what you predicted…
Cass: (Voice metallic and distorted) Overload…system failure…Overload…illegal function…

(The ground starts to rumble and sparks fly out of the control panel. Cass's face wavers and disappears as the projection table explodes. The whole room is on fire.)

Sue: Let's get out of here! Cass is wrong! The future is ours to decide!
Bill: What do you mean?
Sue: I mean all of us have as high a chance of dying as you! We have just changed the future bny using our own free will to break it!
Suzie: Lets go!

(Smoke fills the entire place as it starts to collapse. But the Tyrannosauruses and Bill manage to get out just before it collapses again. As they look back form outside, the entire building sinks into the basement in a cloud of gray dust.)

Bill: I made it, I'm alive!
Suzie: So Cass is wrong!
Sue: She is. She always was. She never understood free will. To her, we're all machines created by a random evolutionary process that have no free will. Well, she's wrong.
Sue-Imperator: That's good. But where's Razorclaw?

(A pile of debris starts to move in front of them. Razorclaw stands up, shaken and bruised.)

Razorclaw: Phew! I made it out alive! I thought I would die! I am now going to treasure every moment of life and live it too the fullest!
Bill: Well, you should have done that earlier.
Razorclaw: What so you mean?
Bill: Under section 17, article 43, any dinosaur found to be associated with a dinosaur deathmatch organization that deliberately defames the original Dino Warz will be terminated.
Sue: I am so with that rule.
Suzie: You know, I kinda worked up an appetite running from that place, a Utahraptor would do just fine.
Sue: Me too.
Sue-Imperator: Me three.
Sue: Let's get him! (Charges, using the terrifying turn of speed that all Tyrannosaurus have)
Razorclaw: Argh! Nooooo! Get away from me! (Screams as Sue clamps down on his back and lifts him into the air kicking and screeching)
Suzie: Share him! We sisters must share their prey! (Clamps onto his head and neck)
Sue-Imperator: Me too! (Clamps onto his kicking legs and immobilizes them.)
Razorclaw: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(For a tense moment, the three Tyrannosaurus sisters stay like that, snout to snout. Then they suddenly jerk their head away in opposite directions. A terrible rip and snapping is heard as Razorclaw was bodily torn into three sections. A terrible screech fills the air. Blood splattered freely onto the ground in large drops. For a long while, there is a loud crunching of bones as the Tyrannosaurus sisters finish off their defamer)

Sue: That was nice. (Licks her daggers)
Suzie: Utaraptor head, a delicacy. (Smacks her scaly lips)
Sue-Imperator: Burpp..
Bill: Well, I think this ends it. If there's one thing I can be sure about the future, it's that Sue, Suzie and Sue-Imperator will probably reign long into the foreseeable future. Thank you, and have a nice day.
Sue: Oh yes, and one more thing Bill, I was just kidding when I said you were stupid and dumb just now.

The end
from Billy Macdraw, age 18, ?, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

Shortz Dino Warz

Tinker: Hey, hey tinhead!
Megaraptor2001 type x: Wha..Why is T.Rex still alive? Tinker: Because the robot Rex you destroyed ws the cheesy robot rex they used to film Carnosaurs! That robot couldn't even fight! Shame on you! Fighting something so harmless!
Megaraptor2001 type x: Does not compute...Terminate subject.
Tinker: Not on my watch! (Takes out RPG-7, launches! Woosh!)
Megaraptor2001 type x: (Boom!) Superfical damage... (There is a huge hone in his armour, but he is otherwise untouched, approaches Tinker.)
Tinker: Uh Oh... (Takes out M-16 rifle with a M-203 Grenade launcher attachment-RATATATTATATATATTATA.)
Megaraptor2001 type x: Smalls arms fire is ineffective...(Bullets glance of him as he approaches Tinker.)

Tinker: UH OH... (Launches granade from M-203 launcher. TONK!) Megaraptor2001 type x: No damage sustained from grenade. (Grenade flies into the robot through the hole caused by the RPG, bounces around inside Megaraptor2001 type x)
Tinker: Think again, tin can, see ya candy boy! (Runs and jumps for cover.)
Megaraptor2001 type x: Termate subject-MASSIVE SYSTEMS FAILURE- (KABOOROOM!!! THE GRENADE EXPLODES INSIDE HIM, RIPPING HIM TO PIECES OF SCRAP METAL.)
Tinker: Yaaayy! I win! If you are wondering where Sue is, well, she is in the hospital recovering from the wounds sustained while rescuing me.

The end.

Moral of the story: Don't mess with Tyrannosaururs when you are full of bull, he will kick your butt!
from Billy Macdraw, age 18, ?, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

Tinker has been kidnapped by the other dinosaurs who want Sue's title of the Tyrant Lizard King. Who will happen? Find out in:

Dino Warz 9
Death of a Dynasty
(This is the last eposide of season 2)
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First Configuration

"In the conservative region far from the chaotic edge, individual elements coalesce slowly, showing no clear pattern."
Ian Malcolm
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Newsflash: Tyrannosaurus Rex Dethroned!

In a shocking move at 4.pm local time in Argentina, The Tyrannosaurus Rex known as Sue has given up her title for the Tyrant Lizard King" . The sudden move has shocked fans and fellow Tyrannosaurids worldwide. According to the Dino Warz rules, a dinosaur that gives up its title cannot claim it back again.
"It's the end of an era!" Complained Tyrannosaurus fan Honkie Tong. "I've never though it would end this way!" This stunning move ends a 85-million year reign for the Tyrannosaur family, and a 75-million year reign for Tyrannosaurus.
On the other side, however, are the fans of other dinosaurs. " It's about time." Said K.K, an avid Gallimimus fan. " T.Rex has hogged the space of ruler of all dinosaurs for too long, it's time others got a chance."
Even the name Tyrannosaurus Rex may be changed as the title "Rex" will have to go to the new ruler of the dinosaurs. "It's a sad event." Claims paleontologist Robert T. Bakker " Tyrannosaurus Rex was one of my favourite dinosaurs, it sad that it may have to be called Tyrannosaurus Amercanius from now on, it's a Death of a Dynasty."
After the intial shock had worn off, people are now asking why. "The raptors must have cheated again to make Sue do this!" Claims angry Tyrannosaur fan The Rock. " Sue has to do something!"
But for now, it looks like it's the end of and era.

8:50 AM 10/20/00, Argentina

Suzie: Arghhh! (Chews up newspaper and tosses it away) Sue, you can't let them do this!
Bill: Think of your fans!
Sue-Imperator: She's thinking about her son, we've to come up with a plan.
John Rambo: Sue, we'll save your son.
Sue: I know, but I had to give up my title of ruler to buy Tinker some time. They would have killed Tinker by now had I not done that.
Sue-Imperator: Easy, now that we have done what they say, they will return Tinker. And once they do that, I can fight for your title and get it back for you!
Bill: Woah, the rules say the dinosaur species that gives up it's name cannot claim it back again...
Sue-Imperator: But I am a Tyrannosaurus Imperator, not a T.Rex, technically, I can fight for the title!
Bill: But you cannot hold two titles at once, you are already the "Tyrant Lizard Imperator"
Sue-Imperator: Simple, Sue, you can have my title for the time being. I will become a common dinosaur and help you to reclaim your throne.
Sue: But, but I can't!
Sue-Imperator: Yes you can, jus-
Bill: I don't think that matters anymore, none of you are going to fight.
Sue-Imperator: Huh? Why?
Bill: They have sent us another message.....

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SUE-IMPERATOR, SUZIE. DON'T EVEN TRY TO THINK OF FIGHTING IN THE PLACE OF SUE TO CLAIM BACK HER TITLE. WE WILL BE HOLDING TINKER FOR THE ENTIRE DURATION OF THE DEATHMATCH FOR THE TITLE OF KING. IF YOU ATTEMPT TO ENTER THE CONTEST, TINKER WILL DIE!

HAVE A NICE DAY ;-)
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John Rambo: This is getting out of hand!
Sue: No need to get excited, I have a plan.
Sue-Imperator: What?
Suzie: You have a solution?
Bill: I'd like to hear it.
Sue: Simple. Sue-Imperator, Suzie. You will attend the Dino Warz they will be holding to fight for my title.
Suzie: But they will kill Tinker!
Sue: I said attend, not take part!
Sue-Imperator: Then what's the point of that?
Sue: I and John will rescue Tinker, and at the moment Tinker is rescued, Sue-Imperator can enter the contest and kick their butts.
John Rambo: Anytime baby.
Bill: One more problem.
Sue: What?
Bill: Sue-Imperator still can't fight as she can't have two titles at once, she is aready the "Tyrant Lizard Imperator"
Sue-Imperator: I am? no I am not!
Bill: Huh? Then who is?
Sue-Imperator: You can ask that Tyrannosaurus Rex/Imperator over there (Points at Sue).
Sue: Me? I can't have your title!
Sue-Imperator: Yes you can, now shut up and lets kick some butt.
Bill: We have to hurry, the contest starts tomorrow.
Sue: (Rearing up) Alright, people...Dinosaurs, Gentlemen. In less then thirty hours, we will be going to fight our battles, it will be the biggest and most important battle in the history of Tyrannosaurus.
Tyrannosaurus huh? Word should have a new meaning for all of us today. We cannot be divided my our own petty differences anymore. Perhaps I find there is a certain sense of irony today is a the 20th of October. Today we'll will not be fighting against tyranny, persecution or oppression, but for our SURVIVAL. We're fighting for our right to live.
And if we win the day, the 20th of October will be known as the day when the Tyrannosaurus stood shoulder to shoulder and declared in ONE VOICE. " WE WILL NOT GO SILENTLY INTO THE NIGHT, WE WILL NOT GIVE UP WITHOUT A FIGHT." WE WILL NOT DIE, WE WILL SURVIVE!....TODAY.....WE...CELEBRATE.......OUR...TYRANNOSAURUS DAY!

Audience: HOORRAAAAYYYYYY! (Wave hands, Shake tails)
Sue: Alright, Bill, we're going to rescue Tinker, you take care of my sisters.
Bill: Darn it Sue, you are going to get yourself killed.
Sue: Just do it. I've to find Tinker.
Bill: How do you do that?
Sue: I can track his sent.
Bill: You're kidding, even the Bloodhounds used by the police didn't find anything.
Sue: I am telling you, I can smell Tinker.....Let's get started.

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Second Configuration

"Self-organization elaborates in complexity as the system advances towards the chaotic edge"
Ian Malcolm
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Indonesia, Java, Limestone caves

Raptor: Save some food! Under the conditions provided for the Geneva Convention, we have to feed the hostage.
Gallimimus: I wouldn't want to break Geneva Convention regulations! Let's just kill him so we don't have to share!
Tinker: (Bites bars of cage) You won't get away with this!
Raptor: Are we going to kill him?
Gallimimus: Yes!
Raptor: But why?
Gallimimus: Somebody's got to pay for all our brothers killed by Sue. As my old commander Gen. Fiasco would say. "An eye for an eye, a tooth for a boo-boo!"
Raptor: Let's just make him listen to our stupid macho dialogue.
Gallimimus: We can't do that! "Torture" is against the Geneva Convention agreements!
Raptor: Whatever!

Several miles away:

Sue: Are you sure they are holding my son here?
John Rambo: Yes, the government said some animals have been killing their livestock and villagers over here.
Sue: Could be tigers...
John Rambo: Yes, but they say the monsters only come out in very hot weather, is ruthless, swift! Has no feelings, no mercy as it preys on poor, helpless victims!
Sue: Sounds like we are dealing with the air conditioning repairman in the summer!

Sidney, Australia

Suzie: So, they are holding the grand Dino Warz in this stadium.
Bill: Yup, we are holding the Dino Warz here for Sue's title. We even have a snazzy slogan for the match!
Sue-Imperator: What will that be?
Bill: Sidney 2000!
Suzie: Not very original, is it?
Bill: You must get ready to hide.

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Third Configuration

"In the intermediate phase, swiftly developing complexity within the system hides the risk of imminent chaos. But the risk is there."
Ian Malcolm
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Indonesia, Java

Sue: You are right, I can smell the stink in the air, it's the raptors alright. Some Gallimimus too. Hey, I smell some humans too.
John Rambo: So you say they are in the limestone caves.....
Sue: Right, we're downwind of there. It's the only space big enough to hide a force with that stink.
John Rambo: Okay, we must take the boat. (Points to a fairly large tugboat)
Sue: But I have to stay hidden....
John Rambo: Simple, just hide the container on the boat. (Points at cargo cantainer on the boat.)
Sue: Got it, let's do it.

Sidney, Australia

Bill: The stadium seats a good fit?
Suzie: (Hiding under stadium seats) Tight, but not bad.
Sue-Imperator: Easy for you to say. I am thirty percent larger than you.
Bill: Well, been great girls, the match starts tomorrow.
Sue-Imperator: So what do we do?
Bill: John Rambo will call me when they've rescued Tinker. I will cut the power to the stadium for a few seconds, enough for you to burst out from your hiding place. Then you can, take them out, take them down, do your stuff.
Suzie: But my species is not allowed to take part in the battle, what do I do?
Bill: Your job is to prevent more extra dinosaurs from joining the fray. Sue-Imperator may not be able to handle enemy reinforcements.
Suzie: Got it, let's do it.

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Fourth Configuration

"Approaching the chaotic edge, elements show internal conflict. An unstable and potentially lethal region"
Ian Malcolm
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Java, Indonesia, Along the river
10:03 AM The next day

John Rambo: Un Oh, we've got trouble....
Sue: (From inside container) What?
John Rambo: There- wait, lets use our code phrases
Sue: Okay.....
John Rambo: Eagle to Rex, Eagle to Rex, there are "Indians on the warpath!"
Sue: (Sticking head out looking around) There's no Indians here.
John Rambo: Do not take literally, I repeat, do not take literally! "The vultures are circling the carcass, the vultures are circling the carcass."
Sue: Well, I see a couple of gulls but...
John Rambo: No! "The Pit Bull is out of the cage!" "The crypts are raiding the liquor store!"
Sue: Hey.....you yanking my crank?
John Rambo: There's a patrol boat! Hide!
Sue: Oh! (Ducks head into container)

(A patrol boat flying a flag with the Jurassic Park Velociraptor moves in. A raptor fan holding an AK-47 rifle shouts to John Rambo)

Raptor fan: Cut out your engines!
John Rambo: (Shrugs)
Raptor fan: Cut out your engines, we are coming onboard!
John Rambo: Li pa wo shou, Amercaniese, shui ei shu zi la la!
*I don't speak english, I am a ignorant fisherman!
Raptor Fan: Pant tan wo boata wo wat, kil lag!
*Cut out your engines, we are coming aboard.
John Rambo: Ahhh, lai pa! Mana some fudge?
*Come onboard, want some fudge?
Raptor fan: Neit! Lai ma Jenny Craig
*No thanks, I am on Jenny Craig.

(Slowly, the Raptor fan inspects every corner of the boat, but finds nothing, at last he decides to leave. His patrol boat is leaving when he spots a crate of Japaleno Sauce.)

Raptor fan: Americans! It must be John Rambo! Kill them all! (All the raptor fans start firing)
John Rambo: Sue! Get off, can you swim?
Sue: Of course I can! (Jumps off boat and disappears into river)
John Rambo: Take this HAAAAA YAAAAA! (Fires back, but is hopelessy outnumbered.)
Leading Raptor fan: AH HA HA MUAH HA HA (Swings a huge 50.cal machine gun about, knocking one of his men off the boat, he starts firing.)
John Rambo: Woah! (Dunks for cover as the 12.7mm rounds tear up the boat. Dives into the cabin and grabs an extra chain of ammo. He crashes through the cabin window just as a few bullets tear into the Japaleno Sauce. BOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM! The boat blows up!)

John Rambo: AHHHHHHH!
Leading Raptor fan: Waah ha ha ha!
John Rambo: Not so fast! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (As the smoke clears, John Rambo is standing on a tiny piece of the boat, as he fires his machine gun, hundreds of rounds rain out of his weapon)
Raptor fan: Ah! (Is hit, falls into river)
Raptor fan: Ack! (Is hit, falls into river in a double summersualt)
(One by one, John Rambo finishes off the raptor fans. There are so many rounds fired that the spent shells pile up to his knees. Only the leading Raptor fan is left.)
John Rambo: Aloo! Aloo! Aloo! (Click Click Click!) Uh oh, out of ammo!
Leading Raptor fan: AHHHH HA HA HA HA MUAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA-(Stries to scream when John Rambo throws a grenade into his open mouth. He swallows it.) Uh oh...eep!

(KAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOM! THE RAPTOR BOAT GOES UP IN FLAMES AND BITS OF FLAMING MATERIAL. BITS OF STUFF FLY EVERYWHERE, JOHN RAMBO IS PROPELLED INTO THE AIR BY THE EXPLOSION. WHEN THE SMOKE CLEARS, SUE POPS OUT OF THE WATER.)

Sue: John? John?

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Fifth Configuration

"At the edge of chaos, unexpected outcomes occur. The risk to survival is severe."
Ian Malcolm
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Sidney, Australia, under the stadium seats

Sue-Imperator: The match is going to start soon, where on earth are they?
Suzie: I hope they are saf- idiot! Some guy dropped a ice-cream cone on my head! He's lucky I liked it, or else he'd be dead by now.
Sue-Imperator: Hush, lets wait.

Java, Indonesia, near the Limestone caves

Sue: (Moving out of the water and onto dry land.) John? John?
John Rambo: HERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Plunges out of the sky, lands headfirst in the soil-and sticks there)
Sue: John, John! You made it! (Pulls him out)
John Rambo: That's right Sandy, the time is 10.58 exactly. And next is news on the BBC! (Faints)
Sue: John? John?
John Rambo: Owww, yes?
Sue: Okay, you're alright, right?
John Rambo: Yes I am, lets move.

Ten minutes later, outside the Limestone caves

John Rambo: See the guard out there? Let me take him out.
Sue: Go ahead, I have to hide.
John Rambo: Psst...psst.
Gallimimus fan: Huh? (Walks over to their hiding place)
John Rambo: Hurgh! (Leaps out silently and ties a necktie for the surprised guard, he tightens the tie.)
Gallimimus fan: Gakkk! (Dies.)
John Rambo: Now, wait here. (Walks up to fence, takes out wire cutters and start to cut fence. After three minutes of effort, he cuts a small circle and pulls out the parts of the fence he cut away. The entire fence falls down.)
Sue: Nevermind....(Walks into the Limestone caves with John Rambo)
John Rambo: Lets take out the guards!
Sue: Got it.

Two minutes later......

Raptor: Hey, why haven't I seen this tree before? I better mark it. (Move up to tree trunk and prepares to mark it)
Sue: Wrong tree buster. (Grabs him and kills him before he realizes he was looking at her leg all the time.)
John Rambo: Ready Sue? (Stands outside the guardhouse)
Sue: Ready!(Stands in front of door with mouth open)
John Rambo: Hello? (Knocks on door)
Raptor fan: Yawnn...what? (Opens door and walks straight into the jaws of Sue, dies)
John Rambo: Alright, I will take out the last guard, you find your son, okay?
Sue: Got it! (Moves off)
John Rambo: This won't take long. (Takes out a case and opens it. It's his bow and arrow set we always see in the movies. He selects a arrow tip and starts to screw it on. Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!)
Gallimimus fan: What is that noise. (Steps out of guardhouse)
John Rambo: (Takes aim and fires, but at that time, a chicken crows and his target turns, the arrow misses and hits the door behind) Darn. (Reloads)
John Rambo: (Fires another arrow. But a donkey brays and the target turns. Misses again.) Darn! (Reloads)
John Rambo: (Fires YET another arrow. Same thing happens and he misses) Sigh... (Reloads)

Somewhere else in the Limestone caves.

Tinker: What's that smell? (Standing up) Mom?
Sue: Tinker! I found you!
Tinker: Quiet mom, there's a raptor fan sleeping here, he's guarding me!
Sue: I'll eat him!
Tinker: But mom! He might raise the alarm.
Sue: Fine, I'll wait for John to come.

Back to John Rambo:

(The door behind the Gallimius fan is now riddled with over 30 arrows. John Rambo fires another shot, just as his target spots a quarter on the ground and stoops to pick it up. The arrow misses and hits the door. John Rambo waves his fist at the unwary Gallimius fan.)
Gallimius fan: Time to go back! (Flips quarter, turns around) Waaarrghhh! (Sees arrows on the door, turns around and spots John Rambo, fumbles to load rifle)
John Rambo: ( Relises he is out of arrows, spots a Rooster near him, picks it up)
Rooster: Puck Puck Puck?
Gallimius fan: Hargh....arghh..(Manages to get magazine in, cocks the rifle, takes aim)
John Rambo: (Loads the chicken, pulls back, releases.)
Rooster: BUCKKKAAHHHHHHHHHH! (Flies towards the Gallimimus fan, hits him mid torso)
Gallimius fan: Ergh! (Looks down to see chicken buried in him. Collapses and dies.)
Rooster: Puck puck puck? (Crows, lays egg)

Yet another two minutes later:

John Rambo: Have you got Tinker out yet?
Sue: I can't risk waking the guard up, (Pointing to Raptor fan.)
Tinker: The keys! (Pointing to a bunch of keys on the table where the Raptor fan is sleeping at)
John Rambo: I'll get it...(Picks up broom and aims for the keys, but knocks over a pepper shaker instead.)
Raptor fan: Haa...haa. (Rubs nose, goes back to sleep)
John Rambo: Woops! (Accidentally prods the guard in the ear)
Raptor fan: Argh...ha..(Waves broom off, goes back to sleep)
John Rambo: Un Oh...(Accidentally prods guard in the eye)
Raptor fan: Ahh...ha...(Goes back to sleep)
John Rambo: Oops! (Prods him in nose)
Raptor fan: Leave....me...alone...ahhhh...(Waves broom off, continues sleeping)
John Rambo: Almost got it! (Nearly catches the key ring, but triggers off radio accidentally) Woops!
Radio: YAAAAAAAAAAA! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I DREAMING, YOU'RE DREAMING! AHHHHHHH! (Heavy metal song)
John Rambo: Darn! (Switches to classical, then turns it off, tries to reach for key, but the broom tip is sucked into a stand fan. BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAANNNNNGGGGGG! Wood chips fly straight into the face of the guard.)
Sue: Quiet!
John Rambo: Okay! (Notices broom tip is sharpened, manages to get the key ring with the broom handle.) Yes!
Tinker: Yes!
Sue: Yes!
John Rambo: Catch! (Tosses keys, but it lands up short.) Darn!
Tinker: Wait, I can get it! (Squeezes out of cage, picks up key in jaws, squeezes back in and uses key to unlock door. Walks out) I am free!

(Just then, a rat crawling across the table encounters the spilled pepper, it sneezes. Ahcheet!)
Raptor fan: (Waking up) Huh? What the? How did you?
Tinker: (Holding a frozen trout in his jaws, wacks guard with it)
Raptor fan: Argh! (Is knocked out and falls on the alarm button, alarm sirens start to ring out all over the base.)
Tinker: Un oh......

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Sixth Configuration

"Order collapses in simultaneous regions. Survival is now unlikely for individuals and groups."
Ian Malcolm
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Java, Indonesia, The Limestone caves

Sue: Let's get out of here! (Snapping at attacking raptors)
John Rambo: Move move move! (Shooting at attacking raptor fans)
Tinker: Mom! I am scared!
John Rambo: Save yourselves, I will hold out and wait for me twenty minutes, do you know what to do after that? (Fires machine gun)
Tinker: We get out of here?
John Rambo: No! You wait another twenty minutes! Go! Go! Go! (Fires machine gun)
Sue: Lets move. (Runs off with Tinker)
Gallimimus: We are fairing badly, Sue and Rambo are beating us in all areas....Aptness-of-thought...Colour....Explosive displays....Originality.....Tracer patterns....I-suggest-we-retreat.
John Rambo: Not on my watch. (Fires machine gun)

*For the sake of morbidity, the Bodycount meter will be activated:

John Rambo: HAAAAAAAA YAAAAAAA! (Fires machine gun)
Enemy: AHHHH! OOOHHHHHH! NOOOOO! YAAAAAA! AHHHHH! NOOOOOO! (Dies)
Bodycount: 84

John Rambo: HAAAAAAAA YAAAAAAA! (RATATATTATATATTAT)
Enemy: AHHHH! OOOHHHHHH! NOOOOO! YAAAAAA! AHHHHH! NOOOOOO! (Dies)
Bodycount: 120 -Equal to Robocop!

John Rambo: HAAAAAAAA YAAAAAAA! (RATATATTATATATTAT)
Enemy: AHHHH! OOOHHHHHH! NOOOOO! YAAAAAA! AHHHHH! NOOOOOO! (Dies)
Bodycount: 155 -Equal to Commando!

John Rambo: HAAAAAAAA YAAAAAAA! (RATATATTATATATTAT)
Enemy: AHHHH! OOOHHHHHH! NOOOOO! YAAAAAA! AHHHHH! NOOOOOO! (Dies)
Bodycount: 210 -Equal to Total Recall!

John Rambo: HAAAAAAAA YAAAAAAA! (RATATATTATATATTAT)
Enemy: AHHHH! OOOHHHHHH! NOOOOO! YAAAAAA! AHHHHH! NOOOOOO! (Dies)
Bodycount: 450 -Equal to Rambo 3!

John Rambo: HAAAAAAAA YAAAAAAA! (RATATATTATATATTAT)
Enemy: AHHHH! OOOHHHHHH! NOOOOO! YAAAAAA! AHHHHH! NOOOOOO! (Dies)
Bodycount: 695 -Equal to Saving Private Ryan!

John Rambo: HAAAAAAAA YAAAAAAA! (RATATATTATATATTAT)
Enemy: AHHHH! OOOHHHHHH! NOOOOO! YAAAAAA! AHHHHH! NOOOOOO! (Dies)
Bodycount: 754 -Bloodiest movie ever! Bloodiest movie ever!

*The Bodycount meter will be switched off, thank you and have a nice day.

Tinker: Mom, I am tired!
Sue: We've to go on Tinker....what that smell? Smells like TNT!
Tinker: Mum?
Sue: We have to move...NOW!
K: Heh heh heh, die you lame T.Rexes! (Depresses plunger. BRRRROOOOMMMMM!)
Sue/Tinker: AHHHHHHHHHHH! (Consumed by explosion)
K: Ha ha ha, they're dead!
Sue: No so fast! I knew you would try to do me in!
K: But but but, the explosion! You're all still alive!
Sue: You bomb turned out to be a dud!
K: A dud? I saw it go off with my very own eyes!
Sue: Sorry K, You eyes were playing tricks on you! You had an intense desire to see us dead, So you vivdly imagined that you actually succeeded! That Freudian!
K: That's the worst example of anti-climax and cheap theatrics I've ever seen!
Sue: You obviously didn't watch the last eposide of the X-Files....
K: Well okay, the second example of anti-climax and cheap theatrics I've ever seen!
Carcharodontosaurus: I am no illusion! (Rams into Sue)
Sue: Ahhh! (Tumbles down)
Tinker: Mom!
Sue: I am fine...Tinker, go somewhere and hide.
Tinker: But mom....
Sue: NOW! Tinker!
Carcharodontosaurus: You should be more concerned with yourself! (Kicks Sue in the flank)
Sue: Gasp! (Rolls and avoids another kick, gets up)
Carcharodontosaurus: ROARR! (Snaps at Sue, connecting with her neck.)
Sue: Ahh! (Snaps back and manages to draw blood, both dinosaurs back off, bleeding.)
Carcharodontosaurus: Roar! (Charges)
Sue: ROAR! (Charges, both dinosaurs collide, and pass each other)
Carcharodontosaurus: Ha ha, you have been hurt by that collision. You're vomiting blood.
Sue: (Dripping blood from her mouth) Naa, this is your blood!
Carcharodontosaurus: What! (Notices a seventy kilogram chunk of flesh missing from his left flank) You'll pay! (Rams Sue)
Sue: AHHHH! (Goes down hard, tries to snap back)
Carcharodontosaurus: Arghhh! (Starts to slash and bite at Sue)
Sue: Arhggg! (Starts to bleed, puts a foot into his torso and kicks him back)
Carcharodontosaurus: How amusing, you intend to physically harm me....
Sue: Roar! (Gets up painfully)
Carcharodontosaurus: Die Sue! (Charges with mouth agape)
Sue: ROAAR! (Spins around and trips Carcharodontosaurus with her tail, he goes down hard)
Sue: Take this! And that! And this! (Starts snapping and biting at Carcharodontosaurus.)
Carcharodontosaurus: This won't stop me! (Butts Sue, sending her stumbling back) Ow ow ow! (Bullets tear into his hide.)
John Rambo: Leave her alone! (Runs out of ammo)
Sue: Find my son! Call an airstrike! Leave!
John Rambo: No...
Sue: I have it covered, LEAVE!

(John Rambo leaves the scene for Tinker, Carcharodontosaurus looks bad, with gaping wounds all over his body, but Sue dosen't look too much better.)

Carcharodontosaurus: ROARRR! (Rams Sue again, she falls,slides and stops just short of falling into a deep chasm. She weakly tries to get up)
Sue: You....will....die....today.
Carcharodontosaurus: I have had enough of you! (Charges but suddenly stumbles) Wha...wha...I feel faint.......noooo,
Sue: HA....HA....HA (Getting up slowly.)
Carcharodontosaurus: Wha....What's happening to me?
Sue: If you remember, Tyrannosaurus Rex has terrible oral hygiene. Loads of baterial living on our teeth mean one bite will cause the wounds to be infected. Most die within five hours of a single bite, but you Carcharodontosaurus, you had more then thirty bites have you not? (Charges!)
Carcharodontosaurus: No...no...AHHH! (Screams as Sue tears into his flank, ripping into his guts, partially exposing his intestines. Sue starts to shake and tear at him as he weakly fights back. Sue wrenches one arm off and swallows it as he screams. But somehow, he remains standing.)
Sue: Die...you...loser. (She backpedals thirty yards and charges. Carcharodontosaurus tries to move out of the way but is too weak to do anything by scream.)
Carcharodontosaurus: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! (Sue runs into his side, throwing up a red mist of blood. Thumbing sideways, Carcharodontosaurus hits the ground with a splash, in a large pool of his own blood. He continues to slide until he reaches the edge of the chasm and falls over, his screams echo off the huge limestone walls as he tumbles lazily, trailing intestine like a severed safety cord. The blackness swallows him for a while, but reveals his fate with a terrifyingly loud "Thump!".
Sue: Hargh.... (Starts to collapse from her injuries)
Tinker: Mom! Get up! Get up!
Sue: Tinker? What are you doing here? Get out!
John Rambo: We only have fifteen minutes until the Indonesian airforce comes and toasts this place. We have to go.
Sue: Go Tinker....I can't.
Tinker: Mom, I am not leaving her without you. Get up! Get up!
Sue: Sighh....Arghhhhhh! (Stands up with superdinosaur effort) Let's go before I collapse again....
John Rambo: Yes, let's go

Fifteen minutes later, Outside the Limestone caves, Java, Indonesia

(Helicopters start to fly overhead, their wings heavy with armament. They rapidly start to unload on the Limestone caves with a mixture of napalm and rockets. Before long, the entire cave is void of any complex organisms)

Sue: (Collapsing onto the grass) We made it!
Tinker: Yayyy! No more nasty Carcharodontosauruses, Raptors or Gallimimuses! Yayyyy!
John Rambo: (Calling into mobile phone) Bill? Bill? We made it; the eaglet is in the nest! I repeat; the eaglet is in the nest!

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Seventh Configuration

"Partial restabilization may occur after eliminating destructive elements. Survival partly determined by chance events"
Ian Malcolm
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Sidney, Australia

Over speakerphone: Bill? Bill? We made it; the eaglet is in the nest! I repeat; the eaglet is in the nest!
Bill: Alright, here goes nothing...... (Prepairs to cut the power)

Under the stadium seats:

Suzie: When will it be?
Sue-Imperator: This contest is aready in the last round, if this round is over, we cannot claim the title antmore! I am moving now!
Suzie: Don't if they haven't rescued Tinker yet and we move, Tinker will die!
Sue-Imperator: But.....
Suzie: Have faith....have faith.....

(The arena is a mess, dead dinosaurs lie everywhere. A maimed Gigantosaurus lies collasped over a dying Triceratops. Unmarked Ostrich mimics and Allosaurids lie dead everywhere around a dying Ultrasauros. In the middle of all this; the final contenders a pack of Velociraptors fight a Ankylosaurus.)

Sue-Imperator: Come on! Come on.......

(Then the lights went out)

Sue-Imperator: ROOAAAAARRRRRR!

(For a few crucial seconds, the audience falls silent. Then come s the sound of splintering wood and screaming spectators as they are thrown out of their seat. In the darkness, roars and cries of pain ring through the indoor stadium. Then as suddenly as it had started, the lights come on again.

The lights revel a gory sight, Suzie stands over a pack of dead Velociraptors that tried to reinforce their buddies. Sue-Imperator stands over the Ankylosaurus she had disemboweled and the Velociraptors she has dismembered and roars like the triumphant T.Rex in Jurassic Park. )

Referee: Tyrannosaurus Imperator wins! But the title cannot be given to you as you are already the Tyrant Lizard Emperor.
Sue-Imperator: Think again. I have passed my title to Sue. I'm now just a simple Tyrannosaurus.
Referee: (Looking at Bill) Is this true?
Bill: (Nods head) Yes, all of it.
Referee: In that case, I name you, Sue-Imperator, the Tyrant Lizard King-I mean Queen!
Bill: I'm opening a video link with Sue. Taps a few keys. (The Stadium Jumbothron flashes and shows the face of an embattled Tyrannosaurus in the middle of a grassland, a thick pall of smoke rises from a limestone cave behind)
Referee: What is going on?
Sue-Imperator: Sue! You made it! How are you!
Sue: Been better.
Tinker: (Pushing his head into view) Hi, Auntie Imperator!
Sue-Imperator: Hi squirt. Let's do it Sue.
Referee: Do what?
Bill: They are switching roles.
Sue: I, Sue, bestow the title of Tyrant Lizard Emperor onto you, Sue-Imperator.
Sue-Imperator: And I, Sue-Imperator, bestow the title of Tyrant Lizard King onto you, Sue.
Suzie: It is done! Sue is the King-I mean Queen of dinosaurs again!
Tyrannosaurus Fans: YAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!

10/20/00 1:39:02 PM
Java, Indonesia, Outside the Limestone caves

John Rambo: They love you Sue.
Tinker: Mum, I'm hungry! Can we have a Hardosaur?
Sue: Sure squirt, if we can find one.
John Rambo: Better settle for a cow.
Sue: Naa, it's time for us all to go home…..(Gets up and starts to walk)

The end.

*Special thanks going out to Michael Crichton, JC. This Dino Warz episode would not have been possible without you.
from Billy Macdraw, age 18, ?, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

Hi guys, here we are at Argentina for another explosive episode of Dino Warz. This time, Sue puts the final word in the argument of who's the meanest meat-eater in this part of the world. So here we have it:

Dino Warz 8
The K Effect

10:45 AM 10/19/00, Argentina, Buenos Aires

Bill: Well well well, here I am in Argentina, Buenos Aires for another explosive clash between tons of meat and bone! Sue is not here for the pre-match interview because she is entertaining the audience in a pre-match concert. But I have Scotty the T.Rex. The first male adult Rex to take part in Dino Warz!
Scotty: 'Aye mister, what do yoy harv foe me?
Bill: Ok Scotty, can you tell us who you are fighting this time?
Scotty: Well, me fight Suchomimus, Pyroraptor and disgrunter Gallimimus fans! Also fight Gasparinisaura!
Bill: Ok, so do you think you-
Scotty: O'Nessie! is that Andrea Corr?!
Bill: What? Where?
Scotty: I is going down to get her autograph!
Bill: Hey! I am supposed to interview you through the pre-match concert! Hey! Scotty? Scotty? Darn Scottish dinosaur!

10:57 AM 10/19/00

The Death Match Ring

Sue: Alright, this is our next song, Don't hate me!
Audience: Yaayyy!
Sue: Ready?
Suzie,Sue-Imperator: Ready!
T.Rexes: DON'T HATE ME, BECAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL!

DON'T HATE ME, BECAUSE I'M THE BEST!

DON'T HATE ME, BECAUSE I'M CHAMPION!

JUST LOVE ME, LIKE THE REST

DON'T HATE ME.........

DON'T HATE ME WHEN I KILL YOUR DINOSAUR
,MAKE HIM INTO LEATHER JEANS AND TIGHT MOSHSKIN PANTS!
DON'T BE ENVIOUS WHEN YOUR FRIEND SAYS I' BETTER
JUST BE GLAD, I DIDN'T EAT YOU.
DON'T BE ANGRY WHEN YOUR MUM LOVES ME MORE!
JUST REMEMBER, YOU CAN NEVER THE BEST!

OHLA!

Sue: Now I like to hear you sing it!
Audience: DON'T HATE ME, BECAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL!

DON'T HATE ME, BECAUSE I'M THE BEST!

DON'T HATE ME, BECAUSE I'M CHAMPION!

JUST LOVE ME, LIKE THE REST

DON'T HATE ME.........
Tinker: Good song, let do one by Kid Rock!
Sue: ?
Tinker: I' AM AMERICAN BADA*BEEP*
Sue: Go to your room!
Tinker: Yes mom....(Walks off)
Scotty: Me do one by the Corrs! (Climbs onto ring)
Bill: Too late, match starting! The concert is over!
Scotty: You 'ttle Boggart!

11:10 AM 10/19/00, Death Match Arena, Argentia

Bill: The first dinosaur the T.Rexes are going to fight are a herd of 20 Gasparinisaura!
Referee: Ready? Get set? GO!
(Nothing happens for a long while.......long silence....)
Sue-Imperator: Hey, they chickened out, they didn't turn up!
Gasparinisaura herd: We...did.....you are...standing on us...gak! (Dies)
Sue-Imperator: He he, sorry.
Referee: Tyrannosaurus wins!
Scotty: Wat a bunch of wee lassies!
Referee: Wow, I am the first referee to survive ONE rounds, the Tyrannosaurus win round one!

Ten minutes later....

Pyroraptor: We'll give you a fight!
Bill: 20 Pyroraptors versus 4 Tyrannosaurus! Who will win?
Sue: Of course we will.
Pyroraptor: Get them! (Charges)
Sue: Get them (Charges)
Pyroraptor14: Hiya! (Throws a flying kick at Suzie)
Suzie: Hiya! (Swings her tail at him)
Pyroraptor14: AHHHHH! (Biff! Flies to one corner of the arena and splatters all over the place)
Sue: Roar!
Pyroraptor7: Hissss(Jumps on her) Woahhh! (Slips and falls, breaks his neck and dies)
Sue: Use your claws to hold on idiot, you're the first idiot I seen not to do that! Only raptos decended from vikings will try this kind of rubbish!
Scotty: Die, you raptr buggard! (Kicks at Pyroraptor3)
Pyroraptor3: Ha, missed! (Looks down to see a long gash across his torso)
Scotty: Are Harh, I git you!
Pyroraptor3: Ohhh noo! Sirk! (Falls into two parts and dies)
Sue-Imperator: ROARRR!
Pyroraptor4,10,2: Akkk! It's choking us! (Dies)
Bill: The Raptors should look put for the Tyrannosaurus morning breath!
Pyroraptor pack: Regroup! (Retreating)
Sue: They are up to something!
Alpha Pyroraptor: Surround them! (Surrounding T.Rexes) Call reinforcements! (More Pyroraptors appear)
Bill: These new Raptors are not allowed to take place in the fight!
New Pyroraptors: Make us!

(Together, the 60 odd raptors form a circle around the T.Rexes, escape is impossible..unitl....)

Sue-Imperator: What do we do?
Sue: We've to create a K effect.
Sue-Imperator: What's a K effect?
Suzie: Morbidity forbids me.
Sue: I'll tell you. It refers to a single point event that leads to more turns in the factual curve, more chaos will result. It's known as the "Malcolm effect", but in Zoom Dinosaurs, we call it the "K effect", as her posts usually set of a series of chain reactions to make things for the worse.
Sue-Imperator: In English?
Sue: Let's make something to make things happen.
Sue-Imperator: I still do not understand...
Sue: Watch, hey psst, hey Scotty.
Scotty: What's it ma lady?
Sue: The raptors say that the Corrs stink!
Scotty: Ya, lying rigt, who kin dislike da Corrs?
Sue: Fine, they also said all Scottsmen fight like wee lassies?
Scotty: What! (Turn to raptors) You raptor-buggards! I'll show you what a Scottsman kin dyooooooo! (Charges the raptors)
Pyroraptors: Something has possessed that Rex, get out of the way! AHHHHH! (CRUNCHHHH, BITTTTE, AHHHHHHH, NOOOOOOOO, HELP, STOP, SMASH!, BITE! SNORT, BURP! BITE!)

(Scotty attacks the raptor pack, sending limbs and severed body parts flying. A red cloud of blood coats the entire fray, finally, the raptors' resolve breaks and they start running.)

Scotty: Come BACK AND FIGHT LIEK EEE DINOSAUR! (Chases raptors out)
Pyroraptor: Run Forrest, run! (Runs out of stadium with Scotty in hot pursuit)
Referee: Wow, I am the first referee to survive TWO rounds, the Tyrannosaurus win round two!

Ten minutes later:

Bill: While we wait for the cleaners to clean all the entrails and body parts from the ring, lets interview the only raptor that ever survived a Dino Warz against the Tyrannosaur. Lets welcome, Ky'lie, the Velociraptor!
Ky'lie: Hello-ow!
Bill: Ky'lie, you are the only Velociraptor to survive a Dino Warz against Sue, lets play that video clip shall we?

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Dino Warz 2, season 1

Video Clip 12, Sue vs Velociraptors:

Velociraptor pack: We're all attacking you! (Leaps at her!)
Sue: Hey! Not fair! Ow! Ouch! ow!
Velociraptor pack: We're winning (The entire pack of 20 raptors swarm Sue!)
Sue: Woah! Getta off me! You are too heavy!
Velociraptor 12: She's gonna fall! We'll be the king of Dinosaurs!
Sue: I AM GOING DOWN AHHHHH (BOOM! SUE FALLS!)
Velociraptors 1-10: AHHHHHHHHH (SQUISH! SQUISH! SQUISH! SQUISH!)
Bill: It looks like any Velociraptor victory is premature! Sue has crushed half the pack in her fall!
Velociraptor 11-20: SHUT UP (Falls off sue in the fall)
Sue: (getting up) Thanks guys, for breaking my fall!
Crushed Velociraptor: Anytime.....ohhh tell my girl I love her..ah (dies)
Sue: OK, my turn! Roar!~ (stomp! stomp!)
Velociraptor 14: She's stomping us get outta- ah (squish! dies) Bill: Only five raptors are left! Should they quit?
Velociraptor 16: Err, boss should we stop? Alpha Velociraptor 20: No! Charge!~~~(trumpet call)
Bill: Looks like the charge of the light bigrade!
Sue: Yummy! A buffet! (Chomp crunch bite snort crack)
Velociraptors: AHHHHH! NOOO! YAAA! AHHHH!
Bill: It looks like the entire Velociraptor pack is gone!

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Bill: Is it this fight?
Ky'lie: Yes, it is.
Bill: Didn't do too well did you?
Ky'lie: Yes, Sue managed to bite me.
Bill: Yes, I can see, can you remembered what happened?
Ky'lie: Of course, being bitten by Tyrannosaurus is something that tends to stick in your mind in the rest of your life.
Bill: Well, what happened?
Ky'lie: I was in the charge of the light birgade, Sue got my friends before she got me.
Bill: Then....
Ky'lie: I think she attacked me half-heartedly, as she was bored of killing so many raptors. I don't think I had her full attention-she had mine, of course. If she had really attacked me, I would have died.
Bill: So she bit off your arm and your leg....
Ky'lie: Yes, and I got them replaced with a hook and a wooden peg.
Bill: How about that glass eye of yours?
Ky'lie: It wasn't Sue. It was the day I got my hook you see, then suddenly, I got mud in my eye and tried to rub it out with the wrong hand.........
Bill: Ohh, ahh, that stinks!
Sue: You bet it does! Hey, it's that a Velociraptor? mine, you look familiar!
Ky'lie: AHHHHHHHHHH...Gak! (CRUNCH, BITE, SMASH Dies!)
Sue: Yummy, ow! (Spits something out) Is this a arm-hook?
Bill: Sigh...better get ready for your next fight.

Ten minutes later:

Bill: Alright, round three! T.Rex vs Suchomimus, the T.Rexes have aready defeated the disgrunted Gallimimus fans in a record 12 seconds. Scotty is still no where to be found, but we are getting reports from all over the place about a T.Rex chasing a bunch of raptors about the streets of Bueno Aires, so we'll have to do with the Rex Trio. for those of you who don't know what Suchomimus is, it's a huge carnosaur which looks like a cross between Spinosaurs and Baryonyx, about 4 tons and 36 feet long. Currently there are 3 of them fighting the Tyrannosauruses.

Referee: Alright, I want to survive round three too, so please wait for me to get out of the way before you fight, okay?
Dinosaurs: Okay!
Referee: Ready, get set, GO!
Suchomimus1: Charge!
Sue: Charge!
Referee: What part do you not understand-AHHHHHH! (Gets trampled, dies)
Bill: Ohhh, I knew that guy!
Suchomimus1: Take this. (Bites Sue on the tail with his teeth.)
Sue: Get real, you can't do damage with teeth like that! (Swings tail, ripping out all of Suchomimusl's teeth.)
Suchomimus1: AHHHHH! (My teeth!)
Sue-Imperator: He has weak teeth, but watch his claws! Ah! (Gets slashed)
Suchomimus2: Ha ha!
Sue-Imperator: Ha this. (Lunges forward and bites into his sail, pulls back, tearing a huge chunk out of it.)
Suchomimus2: Ow! (Backs off with half of his sail missing)
Suzie: Take this! (Rams Suchomimus3, who goes down hard)
Bill: Looks like most of Suchomimus's size is attributed to it's sail, it's not really that big or mean!
Sue: Hiya! (Butts Suchomimus1 in the snout, breaking his jaw!)
Suchomimus1: Argghh! Zhat burts! (Spits out blood)
Sue: This will hurt more! (Picks him up by the sail and starts swinging him Tyrannosaur style.)
Suchomimus1: Ahhhhh! Gak! (Dies as this neck snaps under all the swinging. Sue throwns his body to one corner and joins Sue-Imperator)
Suchomimus2: Noooo! I will avenge my brother! Charges Sue.
Sue-Imperator: Not so fast! (Bites into his gut and holds onto his intestine, as he charges, it unraveles)
Suchomimus2: My guts! Nooo! (Tries to gather them back, but his claws only cut them up, collaspes to the ground in shock)
Sue: Free lunch! (Starts digging into the dying animal as it twitches, Sue-Imperator joins the buffet)
Suchomimus3: Gasp! It's not over Tyrannosaur! I will have my revenge! (Tries to talk as Suzie pins him down by the neck)
Suzie: You talk too much. (Steps down, crushing his neck. A red mist spray of arterial blood erupts from the neck as Suzie starts grinding her foot to make sure he is really dead.)
Suchomimus3: Gakkkk.....(Dies)
Bill: Looks like the Tyrannosaurs win round 3!

(Suddenly, another dinosaur strides in. It is clearly a Suchomimus, but it's movements are stiff and almost robot-like)

Bill: What the?
Suchomimus: I am Suchomimus Prime, I will fight Sue.
Sue: I am sick of you pushovers! (Chomp-Clang!) What the, I can't hurt him with my bite!
Suchomimus: I will kill you. Suchomimus will be king of dinosaurs.
Sue: No, I am the Queen of dinosaurs, you will have to get it from me!
Suchomimus: Does not compute, I will kill you!
Sue: ROARRR! (Charges and rams the Suchomimus, but he is hardly moved.)
Suchomimus: I bite (Bites Sue)
Sue: OWWWW! Roar! (Bites his neck and pulls back. The skin peels back easily to reveal a gleaming surface of metal.)
Sue-Imperator: What the?
Suzie: Those cheats! That is a robot! A dinosaur Terminator, a dinonator!
Sue: Argh! (Struggles as the Dinonator pins her)
Sue-Imperator: We've got to help her! (Charges with Suzie. They start biting into the robot with their incredible jaws, punching holes into the metal. Sue-Imperator bites into the arm)
Sue-Imperator: I got the arm! I got the arm!
Dinonator: Arm servo overstressed, situation untenable.....(Cruch! Zap! Boom! Staggers back)
Sue-Imperator: I got his arm! (Spits out the robot's arm)
Sue: Sisters unite! (Getting up)
Bill: Even a robot is no match for the mighty Tyrannosaurus.
Dinonator: Situation untenable, activating Plan B (Twin miniguns pop out from the shoulder, with their laser sights aimed at the Tyrannosaurus)
Sue: It's the K effect! We rip out his arm and things gets worse!
John Rambo: Not so fast buddy.
Dinonator: New target acquired.
Sue: Shoot him now, you cannot reason with him!
John Rambo: HAAAAAA YAAAAAAA! (RATATATTATATTATATRATRTATTRATA!)
Dinonator: Small arms fire is ineffective against me. (Fires back)
John Rambo: Harghhh! (Dives for cover as bullets tear up the ground around him)
Sue: Can you take him out?
John Rambo: It's a good thing your son returned my rocket launcher (Pops out of cover and fires one rocket)
Dinonator: Sustaining critical damage! (BOOM! The rocket rips off one arm.) Self destruct sequence activated, reactor meltdown in 20, 19....
Sue: He's going to take himself with us, you have one rocket left! Make it count! We have to beat the K Effect of face extinction!
Dinonator: 18,17.....
Bill: I can't watch!
Dinonator: 16,15.....
John Rambo: I have to hit the head baby (Loads a round, takes aim and fire, but the rocket launcher does not fire)
Dinonator: 14,13.....
John Rambo: What the.....
Dinonator: 12,11.....
John Rambo: Oh, I have it on backwards! (Takes round out, reloads)
Dinonator: 10,9.....
John Rambo: Hatalavista baby (Fires, the rocket whooshes out, but sails over the head of the Dinonator and hits the ceiling instead.)
Dinonator: 9,8.....
Suzie: We're doomed!
Dinonator: 7,6.....
Sue: Not quite! Look!
Dinonator: 5,4.....
(Triggered by the explosion, the water sprinklers on the ceiling of the arena activate and start to sprinkle water all over the place, water starts to seep into the robot)
Dinonator: 3,2..... Warning, massive system failure, Windows had performed an illegal function and will be shut down, please contact your vendor if problem persists. (Zap! Zap! Zap! The robot starts to short circuit and convulses, finally it falls down and starts to burn.)
Bill: The Tyrannosaurus win again! They are the champion!
Suzie: YAAYY!
Sue-Imperator: We're the baddest!
Sue: Thanks John!
John Rambo: Anytime baby......
Suzie: It looks like we beat the K Effect!
Bill: I wouldn't be so sure about that.... (Points at Jumbothron screen)
Sue-Imperator: Oh no.....
Suzie: It can't be......
John Rambo: They will not swoop so low.......
Bill: Apparently they did......

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Jumbothron Screen:

(Insert a picture of a crossed out T.Rex over here, thanks! Love, Raptors.)

SUE, IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE YOUR SON TINKER ALIVE AGAIN, GIVE UP YOUR TITLE OF THE TYRANT LIZARD KING TO US, THE OTHER DINOSAURS. DO NOT TRY ANYTHING FUNNY, IF YOU DO, WE WILL SEND TINKER BACK TO YOU IN 50 SEPERATE PIECES. WAIT FOR FURTHER DETAILS. DO NOT BOTHER TO CONTACT US, WE WILL CONTACT YOU. YOU CANNOT FIND US, YOU CANNOT TRACK US.

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Sue: Tinker......

To be contuined
from Billy Macdraw, age 18, ?, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

Well, both Sue and I were surfing this WebPage when we came across some pretty nasty messages dissin' Sue. Sue had decided to take affirmative action. So watch out, here comes:

Dino Warz7
The Bird Mimic Menace

1:56 PM 10/18/00, Xu Jia Gou Village, Yan'an Province, P.R.O China

Bill: Greetings from China folks!
Sue: Hello!
Suzie: Hi!
Sue Imperator: Hello everybody!
Bill: Now, we are live, on location in Xu Jia Village, in the Yan'an province. This peaceful mountain village is well known for it's numerous dinosaur fossils. Lets interview Dr. Levine, a famous paleontologist.
Levine: Hello everybody.
Bill: Now, Dr Levine, what are you doing here in China?
Levine: Well, I am here on an fossil expedition, but I have received a invation to give a talk at the nearby Siang Rong Primary School.
Bill: Really? How are the kids?
Levine: They are not bad, they know surprisingly much about dinosaurs, in fact, one quarter of all dinosaur finds are made in China!
Bill: Is that true?
Levine: I'll say it's. Currently, I am also doing a dig here, we have uncovered something.
Bill: Ah, I see it, what is it, some Tyrannosaur like Tarbosaurus.
Sue: Na, it dosen't look like my relative, it's some kind of allosaur.
Levine: I believe you are right Sue. Bill, you are badly deluded, its actually a Yangchuanosaurus- a type of allosaur.
Bill: Okay....who do you have with you?
Levine: He's Dr Wu, a famous Chinese Paleontologist. He has been following the Dino Warz really closely.
Bill: Hi Mr Wu.
Levine: He only speaks chinese, the translator is away.
Bill: Nevermind, we have Honkie Tong, he can speak chinese.
Honkie Tong: What? Me?
Bill: Well, you are Honkie Tong right, so you are Honkie, therefore, you must be from Hong Kong!
Honkie Tong: I am from Singapore Lah! I speak chinese, but I speak Singlish better!
Bill: Whatever.....Help me out okay?
Honkie Tong: No problem.
Bill: Good afternoon
Honkie Tong: Wu an ni hao.
Wu: Ni yeh hao.
Honkie Tong: He says good afternoon too.
Bill: Ask him what he thinks of T.Rex.
Honkie Tong: Ni wei "T.Rex" zhe ker kong long you sum mer gan siang?
Wu: T.Rex ze ker kong long...Hao! Hao! Zui Hao der kong long!
Honkie Tong: He says T.Rex is the best dinosaur in the worlds.
Bill: Ask him what he thinks of Gallimimus?
Honkie Tong: Ni wei "Gallimimus" zhe ker kong long you sum mer gan siang?
Wu: Gallimimus? Bu hao! Hun dan, pen dan!
Bill: What did he say?
Honkie Tong: You don't wanna know.........
Bill: Never mind, lets interview the Tyrannosauruses......

Ten minutes later:
Bill: For all of you who don't know what's going on, Sue and her team of Tyrannosaurus are going to engage the bird mimics:
Sue: Hi...
Bill: Well Sue, why did you choose this place to fight Gallimimus?
Sue: Well, firstly, I am not too happy with the this post on the internet:

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X again! This goes to all the T-rex lovers. Gallimimus is better than T-rex! Facts about T-rex:He walks around eating. No wonder he had a hard time getting up! Here's another vote for Gallimimus! I bet people vote for T-rex just to go along with a fad! There were a bunch of other dinosaurs with sharp teeth and claws. You know, T-rex isn't interesting at all! He's just a skum bag! Ha Ha HA!
from K., age 9, H, Gallimimus' land, K's LAND; October 17, 2000

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Bill: Okay......
Sue: But this post made me choose to hold the contest here.......

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Note: Personal attacks on people will not be printed (but you can attack any dinosaur you wish)!

We the students of Siang Rong Primary School in the People's Republic of China strongly and vermently disagree with K's's statement. The favourite Dinosaur of China is Tyannosaurus, followed by Yangchaunosaurus and Tarbosaurus. We find the insults to Tyrannosaurus by K. very personal. Holding Gallimimus over Tyrannosaurus is a grave insult to us.
from Yang Z., Tao F., Fu S., age 11,12,10, Xu Jia Gou Village, Yan'an Province, P.R.O China; October 17, 2000

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Bill: Okay.......
Sue: Even after the defeat of the Raptors, some people still insult me and my fans, well, I am going to settle any differences between my fans and the Gallimimus fans!
Bill: And how are you going to do that?
Sue: We are going to settle this the old dinosaur way, first guy to die.....LOSES!
Bill: Well, we are going to interview the Bird Mimics now......

Bird Mimic room:

Bill: Hello! OUCH! DON'T PECK ME YOU SLAGS!
Gallimimuses: Sorry, chicken instinct.
Bill: Well, why do you want to fight Tyrannosaurus....I mean, they are the champions of the dinosaurs and the outmass you at least by 200 times a piece? Why are you doing this?
Gallimimuses: Well, after seeing that post from K, it convinced us we SHOULD be the king of dinosaurs! K, WE LOVE YOU! YOU ARE OUR BIGGEST FAN!
Bill: Okay....But don't you think you should be realistic?
Gallimimuses: What do you mean? We can beat T.Rex.
Bill: Whatever you say...OUCH! DON'T PECK ME YOU SLAGS!-seesh! What makes you think you can win?
Gallimimuses: Because we are have the legs of a Greyhound.
Gallimimuses: Because we have the agility of a Monkey.
Gallimimuses: Because we have the senses of a Wolf.
Bill: Yeah, and the heart of a Chicken!

2:27 PM 10/18/00, Xu Jia Gou Village, Yan'an Province

Bill: Well well well, it looks like we are ready to rumble. (Pointing at field) The fight will take place at that field over there.
Honkie Tong: I say the Tyrannosaurus will win, no questions about that!
Levine: I agree, to think otherwise will be to be badly decluded.
K: Naa, Gallimimus will win, I have faith in them!
Levine: Then you are badly deluded........
Bill: Now now, no personal insults!
Levine: That is not a personal insul-
Honkie Tong: Hush, they are starting.

In the deathmatch field:

Sue: Sisters are you ready?
Suzie: All systems go.
Sue-Imperator: Check!
Alpha Gallimimus: Gallimimuses are you ready?
Gallimimus herd: Errr, we feel like going to the toliet!
Alpha Gallimimus: Not now!
Bill: Looks like they are ready to Ruuummmble! 50 Gallimimus on 3 Tyrannosaurus!
Refree: Alright! Ready? GET SET? GO!
Sue: Charge!
Gallimimus: Charge!
Refree: Wait till I get out of the way! AHHHHHHH! (Gets trampled, dies.)
Bill: Ohhh, I knew that guy!
Sue: ROARR! (Kills one Gallimimus with one bite, flings his body into the air)
Suzie: Roarr! (Kicks one Gallimimus to the ground, stomps on him)
Sue Imperator: ROAAAAAARRRR! (Kills one Gallimimus by frightening him to death)
Alpha Gallimimus: Peck them! Peck them! (Starts pecking)
Sue: Ha ha ha, that tickles!
Suzie: What losers! (Stomps and crushes Gallimimus pecking her feet, kicks another into a mangled mass,)
Bill: The Gallimimus are going down like flies, this is no fight!
Sue Imperator: Roarrrrr! (Sweeps fifteen Gallimimus off their feet with her tail.)
Gallimimuses: AHHHHHHH! (Dies as Sue Imperator crushes them)

(The battlefield is a mess, broken and dismembered bodies of Gallimimus lie everywhere. Some of them are so badly mauled, they exist only as pulp. A red haze of blood hangs in the air. The Tyrannosauruses are standing in the middle, with their snouts and claws coated with Gallimimus blood. The ten surviving Gallimimuses retreat to one corner)

K: Oh no.
Honkie Tong: Can I borrow your mobile phone, I got a friend who owes me 500 bucks from betting on this game.
Bill: Well, it looks like the Gallimimus are working a plan out...not that it matters.
Levine: Hey, where are the Tyrannosauruses?
(Sure enough, the Tyrannosauruses are no longer present in the battlefield.)
Honkie Tong: Could it be.....
Levine: The Tyrannosaurus are ambush hunters......
Bill: Are you saying the Tyrannosaurus ran away after they almost won?
Levine: No, T.Rex doesn't want to be fed, it wants to hunt.
Bill: Where have I heard that before.
Levine: I suspect the Gallimimuses were such pushovers, T.Rex viewed fighting them as feeding time.
Bill: Is that a bad thing?
Levine: For the Gallimimus, yes.

On the field:

Gallimimus1: Hey, where is our leader?
Gallimimus3: He's dead!
Gallimimus4: What, the Rexes got him?
Gallimimus3: Well, kinda he wet himself to death!
Gallimimus2: I know why out plan failed, because our plan was "run up and peck them!"
Gallimimus7: Well, do you have any better plan?
Gallimimus2: Yes, here is the new plan, we run up and peck them!
Gallimimus7: It's the same plan!
Gallimimus2: No, after we peck them, we run away!
Gallimimus8: Hey, that's a good plan! Way didn't we think of that!
Gallimimus2: Because I am the smartest Gallimimus in the world, I am as smart as a chicken!
Gallimimuses: WOWWW! You're kidding!
Gallimimus2: No I'm not, I am really THAT smart!
Gallimimus3: Let's do it! (The animals turn around to face an battlefield devoid of any Tyrannosaurus)
Gallimimus2: Hey, where'd they go?
Gallimimus3: They're gone!
Gallimimus4: We've to find them!
Gallimimus2: All you guys, spread out and look for them, they must be hiding in the forest!
Gallimimus10: Why don't you go?
Gallimimus2: Because if I die, you guys will have no plan and you will all die too.
Gallimimus7: Oh all right, we'll go! (Strides off into the forest, leaving Gallimimus2 in the field)

A few minutes later:

Gallimimus3: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Some trees shake in the distance)
Gallimimus2: What's happening? What's going on?
Gallimimus4: Something's got Galli3, I am head- OH NO AHHHHHHHHH! (Some trees shake in the distance)
Gallimimus6: 3 and 4 are gone, No trace left of them-(Another scream breaks the tension)-8 has bought it too!
Gallimimus1: It's too creepy, I have lost all contact with 3,4 and 8. Something's in the forest, I REPEAT, something's killing us!
Gallimimus6: Wait- I see something! Sue-ahhhhhhhhhh! NOOOOOO! (Some more trees shake)
Gallimimus2: Sue, what sue?
Gallimimus1: Sue the Tyrannosaur!
Gallimimus2: (Swallows hard) Okay guys, get your butt out of there! (The entire forest comes alive as the Gallimimus make a hasty retreat. More screams break the silence of the forest)
Gallimimus1: The T.Rexes are real close, I saw one 50 yards away, she came up and disarmed me!
Gallimimus2: What are you talking about? You don't have a weapon.
Gallimimus1: No, she got my arm! (Shows Gallimimus2 bleeding stump, then dies.)
Gallimimus2: Oh no, is this all that is left, two of you?
Survivors: Yes, they slaughtered us like sheep!
Gallimimus5: Any ideas?
Gallimimus2: I have this pistol! And 3 bullets!
Gallimimus9: 3 bullets won't stop that thing!
Gallimimus2: Who said these bullets are for them? These three bullets are for the three of us, a quick, painless death is nothing compaired to what those Tyrannosaurs will do to us!

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Sue: Hey Suzie, you got the last three? (Steps out into the field with her sisters)
Suzie: Naa, I didn't.
Sue Imperator: Neither did I.
Sue: Then where are they? Oh I see....( Stares at the crumples bodies of the last three Gallimimuses.)
Suzie: They took themselves out instead of letting us do it!
Bill: Just as well, looks like the Tyrannosaurus win again!
K: I wouldn't say that just yet.
Bill: Why do you say so?
Honkie Tong: Look! (Points at a huge ostrich dinosaurs striding in)
Levine: It can't be.....
Honkie Tong: What on earth is that?
Levine: Deinocherius....... I though I would be an ostrich dinosaur, I was right.
Bill: Err Sue, the contest is still not over?
Sue: What??
Alpha Deinocherius: We will avenge our brothers! (Charges Sue and holds her neck in his neck, bringing her down)
Sue: (Not expecting the attack) What? What are you, another man made species?
Deinocherius1: No, we are the Deinocherius!
Sue-Imperator: Get off my sister! (Rams into him, sending him skittering)
Sue: Thanks (Getting up)
Bill: Look at those things, there are three of them and they are as big as the rexes!)
Deinocherius1: Attack!
Sue: Attack!
Suzie: Argh! (Shierks in alarm as Deinocherius2 gives her a kick in the flank, she stumbles, then goes down!)
Sue-Imperator: No, Suzie- Ar-( A powerful kick by Deinocherius3 tumbles her)
Sue: No! (Doges a kick by Deinocherius1, bites back, tearing into his shoulder)
Deinocherius1: Why you..... (Kicks her, breaking a rib)
Sue: Gasp-(Goes down hard)
Deinocherius1: Finally, a Tyrannosaur at our feet, the bird mimics rule!
Sue-Imperator: Not on my watch! (Springs up and delivers a amazing kangeroo style double kick, blasting Deinocherius3 back 25 yards to the ground.)
Deinocherius3: Arghh! (Falls down and snaps his neck, lies motionless)
Deinocherius1,2: You'll pay for this. (They start kicking her, ostrich style, Sue-Imperator tries to fight back but is hopelessly swarmed, one kick lands on her head and her fiery eyes fade. She is knocked cold and hits the ground.
Suzie: Nooo! (Gets up to face the Deinocherius)
Sue: I must have busted my ankle...wheeze (Attempts to get up but fails)
Deinocherius1,2: Resistance is fultile lousy actress Suzie!
Sue: Ha, you have just made a fatal mistake.....
Deinocherius1,2: And what may that be?
Sue: Never insult Suzie's acting.
Suzie: YOU PUNK! ROARRRRRRR! (Charges)
Deinocherius1,2: Huh? (Confused, attempt to kick her)
Suzie: DIEEEEE! DIEEEE! (Doges a kick by Deinocherius2, sinks her teeth into his neck and starks swinging him like a rag doll.)
Deinocherius2: AHHHHHH! Help- gakkkkkk (Dies as his neck snaps, his head, along with a good half of his neck, is severed and sent flying.)
Deinocherius1: Nooo! You will pay for this someday! (Starts to run away.)
Sue: Not so fast! (Grabs his foot with her jaw and bites down, ripping it off.)
Deinocherius1: Nooo! (Falls, at the mercy of Suzie)
Suzie: ROARRR! (Jumps up and onto his body)
Deinocherius1: ARGHHHH! Braggg! (His abdomen ruptures and send coils of his intestine spilling out like pale snakes. Dies)
Suzie: ROAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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3:49 PM 10/18/00
Sue: Sue-Imperator? Sue-Imperator?
Sue-Imperator: Wha-wha? (Opens her eyes slowly as she wakes up)
Suzie: Phew, I though she bought it!
Bill: Well, it's offical, the Tyrannosaurus won again!
Sue: Well, just as well, starts limping from the field.
Suzie: Common, lets go!
Sue-Imperator: Where? Where are you girls headed for?
Sue: Common, we promised the students of Siang Rong Primary School we'll pay them a visit, we have a lot of fans in there!
Sue-Imperator: Well, wait for me! Ow! darn Deinocherius, still hurts! (Head for the school)
Honkie Tong: Hey K, you owe my 500 bucks.
K: I do not, I did not bet on anything!
Honkie Tong, yes you did! Pay up!
K: Will not you stinker!
Levine: Well, it's back to work for me, it has been fun.
Bill: It looks like a happy ending.....for the Tyrannosaurus at least, this is Billy Macdraw, signing out!

End

*To my counterparts in China, thanks for your chinese translations! The chinese words was done by Zheng Xinwen. Thanks for the support. Also to my friends in Xu Jia Gou Village, Yan'an Province, P.R.O China, of Siang Rong Primary School. Please forgive K., but we Americans are a fair bit more loose with out words, please take no offence.
from Billy Macdraw, age 18, ?, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

Alright, you are ASKING for it, insulting T.Rex and such. Sue has decided to settle this once and for all. By the ond Dinosaur way. First guy to die, loses!

Dino Warz 6
Rex Revenge

Bill: Alright, we are at a special place where another Dino Warz is going to be held. This time however, it's the Tyrannosaurus' that decided to challange the Raptors! Sue, why did you do that?
Sue: I have been receiving alot of complaints about people insulting Tyrannosaurus Rex, and I have a bit of facial reorentation to preform on them.
Bill: So, what are you going to do?
Sue: I am going to teach them how powerful Tyrannosaurus really is!
Bill: But what exactly are you so dissed over?
Sue: (Taps a few keys) This post!
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(On screen:)

Godfather i do't agree with you. AND I AM NOT A PUNK! agent kay it didn't work, i'm still voting for raptr! all you trex lovers[exept suzie] grow up and be relistic, trex comes agianist a pack of raptrs dead trex!
from coolcat, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 16, 2000

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L.?-is that hawian? well anyway...... TYRANA-POOP-OUS STINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "billy, you came just in time. T-rex was on a wave of nasty comments". GIMMIE A BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T-REX STINKS
from DA BOMB, age 2055, DA BOMB'S LAIR, ????????, DA BOMB; October 16, 2000

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Velociraptor- DA BOMB votes for yo velociraptor cause it just is da bomb! Da herd a velociraptors a known ta take down a whole tyrana-poop-ous. An dis is why DA BOMB votes fo yo velociraptor!
from DA BOMB, age 2055, Da bomb's lair, ???????, Da Bomb; October 16, 2000

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Bill: Alright, this fight is being held in no other place but the Zoom Dinosaurs HQ! Sue? Why did you choose this place?
Sue: This is where the Rex fans and the Raptor fans meet, this is the ultimate battle, this is the final countdown!
Bill: Ok, now lets interview the raptors!

Raptor Room

Bill: I am here at the Raptor room, alright guys, so you will be fighting Tyrannosaurus again.
Raptors: Yes, and we're going to kill her!
Bill: But in all the 5 fights you had we her, you lost every one of them!
Raptors: Yes, but this time, we have a secret weapon!
Bill: What secret weapon!
Raptors: Get lost! it's a secret!

Zoom Dinosaurs.com
Bill: Alright, we are here at Zoom Dinosaurs HQ, the fight will be in the indoor stadium. We have with us here today, a few Zoom Dinosaurs celebrities!
Brad: Hello!
Honkie Tong: Hello everybody!
Coolcat: Yo, whatshup!
Bill: Hello, so who do you think will win?
Brad: Frankly, I do not have an opinion, I am just here to watch!
Honkie Tong: I say Tyrannosaurus will win, she has been winning all the time.
Coolcat: Naa, Raptors is da bomb! Ta can take down da T.Rex. Da herd a velociraptors a known ta take down a whole tyrana-poop-ous. An dis is why DA BOMB votes fo yo velociraptor!
Bill: Woah, Sue is around, be careful.
Coolcat: Naa, da raptors have a secreat weapon to take down da T.Rex.
Honkie Tong: Now you watch your mouth you hotaired idiot! You-
Bill: Enough! Lets get started!

4:04 PM 10/17/00, Zoom Dinosaurs Indoor Stadium.

Bill: Lets Rumble! 40 Velociraptors vs T.Rex
Sue: Common, take me on!
Velociraptor Pack: Gladly! (Charges!)
Sue: Roarrr!
Velociraptor Pack: Hiss- AH! (One dies as he is stepped)
Sue: One down!
Velociraptor2: Why you! Get her! (Leaps at her face)
Remainding Velociraptors: No you idiot, don't jump at her face!
Velociraptor2: Huh? Ahhhhh! (Tries to change direction midair)
Sue: Roarrr! (Chomp! Slams her jaw down hard directly on the raptor, he is instantly transformend to mangled pulp and a cloud of red vapour)
Brad: I think I am going to be sick.
Bill: Relax, you will get your Dino Warz legs soon!
Alpha Velociraptor: Surround her, don't let her escape!
Sue: And what are you trying to do?
Alpha Velociraptor: Swarm her! (All 38 raptors jump onto her, and start to slash!)
Sue: OW OW OW! OKAY! LET ME SHOW YOU A NEW MOVE! (Drops to the ground and starts to roll)
Raptors: AHHHHHHH! NOOOOO! (SQUISH, SQUISH, SQUISH!)
Bill: Sue's rolling has crushed eighteen raptors! That's the record for the most raptors killed in one move!
Alpha Velociraptor: Darn! We can't swarm her! Hit and run tatics!

(One raptors runs up, leaps and tries to slash Sue, but she swings her head and cuts him into two midair with her jaws. She swats another out of the air with her tail, splattering him like a fly on the wall. She makes short work of the raptor pack, stomping, biting and smashing them to pulp.)

Sue: Ahh, my personal record, 40 raptors in 3 minutes!
Dying Raptor: Deploy our.....secret....weapon......now!
Sue: What secret weapon?
3 Unidentified Raptors: Us!
Sue: What the..............
Ultraraptors: It's us, the Ultraraptor! Modified velociraptors designed to take on T.Rex!
Bill: They are 30 ft long and weigh 3 tons! Man-made species are not allowed to take part!
Ultraraptor: And you are going to stop us?
Bill: Err.......no.
Ultraraptors: We'll make short work of you!
Sue: Try me, you cheats!
Ultraraptor1: Roar! (Slams into Sue, knocking her back)
Sue: Wha- Roar! (Rams him back, stumbling him. The two go into a shoving match.)
Ultraraptor1: You.....can't win!
Sue: And....why is that?
Ultraraptor2: Because of this (Rams into Sue from the side, knocking her to the ground)
Honkie Tong: Hey! Not fair!
Bill: One on one please.
Ultraraptor: You can't make us!
Coolcat: Da Raptors are going to win!
Sue: Rooarrr! (Gets us, snaps at the Ultraraptors which move out of the way.)
Ultraraptors: Get her! (All attack at once, knocking Sue to the ground and start to slash her)
Honkie Tong: She can't beat all of them at once, they outmass her by at least 2 times!
Ultraraptor1: Like I care! (Bit by bit, they beat the resistance out of Sue until she lies motionless on the ground)
Ultraraptor1: We did it! We took down Sue!
Ultraraptor2: We'd like to thank all the raptor fans in Zoom Dinosaurs who have donated money to fund out creation, particularly Coolcat, who donated most of the money to the Ultraraptor project, thank you. Now we will finish this fight by killing Sue and becoming the king of dinosaurs.
Ultraraptor3: Err guys.....
Ultraraptor1: What? Can't you see we are busy entertaining our fans!
Ultraraptor3: Yeah, but....Sue....she's GONE!
(Sure enough, Sue is nowhere to be found)
Ultraraptor2: Hey, where did she go?
Sue: RIGHT HERE YOU CHEATERS! (CHARGES ULTRARAPTOR1 IN A 35MILE PER HOUR CHARGE)
ULTRARAPTOR1?: AHHHHHH!(BOOM! THE IMPACT SENDS HIM FLYING, HE HITS THE MAIN GENETRATOR, SPARKS FLY.)
Sue: I knew the raptor fans had something to do behind your creation!
Ultraraptor1: So what? We raptors are destined to be the rulers of the dinosaurs!
Sue: Have a drink and cool down! (Flings a lemonade stand at Ultraraptor1, it hits him, wetting him and the generator........sparks fly as the generator short circuits and electrocutes the Ultraraptor. The whole place is plunged in darkness.)
Ultraraptor1: AHHHHHHHHHH! (ZAP ZAP ZAP! His body convulses as he is shocked, finally he catches fire and falls to the ground, burning.)
Ultraraptor2: Where's she? Even a troodon can't see in this dark!
Ultraraptor3: Sh-Wha' that, I though I saw something move!
Ultraraptor2: Just your imagination, she can't see in this dark too.
Sue: No, but I can smell you!
Ultraraptor3: There she i- argggghhh nooooooo gakkkkk erghhhhhhhh nono arghhhh! ahhhh! gakk!
Ultraraptor2: Where are you, what's happening?
Ultraraptor3: Argggghhh nooooooo gakkkkk erghhhhhhhh!
(The lights turn on to reveal a gory sight, Sue has torn Ultraraptor3 open and is pulling at his intestines even as he weakly tries to push her head away. He is being eaten while he was still alive.)
Ultraraptor2: Nooo! I'll get you! (Charges)
Sue: (rises her bloody snout!) ROARRR! I will get you! (Charges)
(The two dinosaurs collide snout to snout, Sue's skull, being stronger, wistands the impact, but the Utraraptor's skull crumpled like a beer can.)
Ultraraptor2: Aggghhhh! Noooo! (Spits blood and attempts to hiss with his mangled jaw.)
Sue: ROARR! (Prepares to bite.)
Ultraraptor2: Argggh! (Manages to kick Sue in the knee.)
Sue: Huh? Ahh! (Not expecting the kick, she tumbles to the ground head first, she tries to get up, but is pinned down.)
Ultraraptor2: I...will....be.....king! (Lifts leg to stomp Sue in the head.)
Tinker: Hey you nasty raptor, back off! (Lifts a M-72 LAW Rocket Launcher)
Ultraraptor2: Huh? AHHHHH! (Explodes as the rocket hits him, splattering bits of him all over the stadium.)
Sue: (Getting up) ROARRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Honkie Tong: Yessss!
Coolcat: Da T.Rex cheat! Da T.Rex stink!
Bill: Err Coolcat, I think the police want you for an investigation on funding ilegal dinosaur cloning...Coolcat, Coolcat! She beat feet!
Raptor Fans: Booooooo! No Fair! Booooooo! (Falls silent as Sue suddenly looks at them.)
Sue: I have endured your rubbish for too long. ROARRR! (Charges them)
Raptor Fans: AAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEE! NOOOOOOOO! MA MA! (SCREAM AS SUE DESTROYS THE BARRIER AND STARTS TO ATTACK THEM.)
Bill: Well, I'd like to stay for this Rex Revenge, but I don't think Sue is in too good a mood now! (ROARRRRR!) This is Billy Macdraw, signing out. As usual, the Tyrannosaurus win!
Sue: ROOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

End
from Billy Macdraw, age 18, ?, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

Alright, you have been hounding me for it, you have left rude messages on my handphone for this, you have pestered me for it. You have crashed my hotmail account for it, so here you have it, the one and only:

Interview with a Tyrannosaurus
A Dino Warz Exclusive

Bill: Alright, many people have been pestering me to tell them more about the three main attractions at Dino Warz, Sue, Suzie and Sue-Imperator.
Sue: Hi!
Bill: Thank you. Now, the question asked here are picked from my hotmail account. Ready?
Sue: Yes.
Bill: Alright, here goes, somebody asked you how you got recruited to do the show.
Sue: Oh, Bill found me at my museum and asked me if I was really a real T.Rex, (laughs coyly) I asked for his number and the rest is history.
Bill: Ok, somebody asked me how big you girls are.
Sue: Oh, I am 41 feet, 14,000 pounds.
Suzie: I am 39 feet, 13.000 pounds.
Sue-Imperator: I am he biggest at 54 feet, 18,750 pounds.
Sue: Just because you will ask, Tinker is 16 feet, 4,000 pounds. Just a little guy.
Bill: That's quite a lot. Now, are you all really sisters?
Sue: It's been a long while since we met, about 65million years.
But I am quite sure they are my sisters.
Bill: Another person also asked why T.Rexes are so popular, how can the raptors be more popular?
Sue-Imperator: Well, we are so popular because we are the coolest, meanest ad deadliest dino around. Forget those raptor arguments, as for the raptors being more popular, I can say DREAM ON!
Bill: Woah that's a lot. Now some people want to know why you keep winning.
Sue: Well, what can I say, I am good. You can read my book "Why I am so great" if you want to find out why.
Bill: Now, people have asked if you are a scavenger or a predator.
Sue: Why we are both, we scavenge and hunt. But with modern earth so clean, it's more profitable to hunt.
Bill: Now, Suzie, we know you as that mother Tyrannosaurus in BBC's Walking with Dinosaurs. How was the production of the show.
Suzie: Well, the cast was delicious and easy to work with. Though the director rejected a "Jurassic Park" like scene where I take on 4 raptors. He only allowed me to chase one away in a scene. Sigh….. He also kept telling not to talk to the Ankylosaurus in that scene.
Bill: Well, so much for stardom. Sue-Imperator, you are clearly not a T.Rex.
Sue-Imperator: Well, yes, I am actually a Tyrannosaurus Imperator, a subspecies of rex.
Bill: Why don't you form a T.Imperator group?
Sue-Imperator: Well, nobody wanted to face me, so I joined Sue. We had a lot of fun together. And if I defend the T.Rex, I defend the Tyrannosaurids as a whole.
Bill: Ohh, some people insisted that Pachy-somethings are better than T.Rexes, is this true?
Sue: I don't think so, but the Pachys are sure delicious, if not a bit bony.
Bill: Ok, any further carrier prospects?
Sue: Well, I might be the Zoom Dinosaurs Mascot in the future.
After I eat all the Rex-Bashers there.
Suzie: I have been hired to work another Walking with Dinosaurs series. They have also recruited me for Jurassic Park 3, though the contracts are still pending. However, my latest job will be at the "T.Rex on Trail" exhibit at one of the museums, where I take the place of the robot T.Rex.
Sue-Imperator: I might work as Suzie's stunt double and for all those massive scale shots. Remember in the lost world, where a Tyrannosaurus stepped on this guy? As most Tyrannosaurus feet were too small to actually cover the entire guy, they had to call me in. Yes, I acted briefly in The Lost World.
Bill: Wow, I didn't know that. All right, before we go. Do you have anything to say?
Tyrannosaurus: YES, DON'T MESS WITH US OR WE WILL KICK YOUR BUTT!
YEAH!
Tinker: Mom, have you finished? I'm hungry!

The End
from Billy Macdraw, age 18, ?, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

Alright, you asked for it. Dino Warz returns for another explosive season. THe reason for the long break is mainy due to Sue's hospitalisation after her near-disasterous fight with Spinosaurus. We had to break to let her recover, but she still currently in the hospital. It's a good thing her younger sister Suzie will stand in for the time being. Well, here you have it:

DINO WARZ 5, Season II
Raptor Ressurection

Bill: Well well well, we are back for another explosive season, Sue is still currently not well, but Suzie will stand in for her, Suzie?
Suzie: Hi Bill, hello everybody.
Bill: Well, we have Sue's less famous sister, Suzie. Quite an impressive animal herself.
Suzie: Why thank you.
Bill: Suzie is 39ft long, 13,500 pounds and best known for her role in BBC's Walking with Dinosaurs.
Suzie: Remember me?
Bill: Alright, we also have Sue-Imperator over here, 54 ft, 18,750 pounds.
Sue-Imperator: Hi, hello!
Bill: Alright. All this is fine, as usual, the hot favourites for this match are the Tyrannosaurus. Lets find out about the opposing force though.

Cut to Pachycelphalosaurus locker room.
Bill: Hi!
Pachys: Snort! What?
Bill: I understand you all want to fight the Tyrannosaurus again, why?
Pachys: Well, until recently, we have been feelin' down. But those very encouraging posts by Erion and Joe show that we could beat Tyrannosaurus, so we're trying.
Bill: You do know that Erion and Joe are just unbalanced Pachycelphalosaurus fans?
Pachys: Rubbish, bring those vixens on!
Bill: Are you really sure?
Pachy: Let's start!

Cut to deathmatch arena.
Bill: Alright, we have a herd of 20 Pachalo-somethings versus Suzie. Lets watch!
Stone Cold Steve Austin: I say the Pachys will win, because to Rexes totally *beep*
The Rock: Know your role and shut your mouth!
Stone Cold: The Pachys will win because-
The Rock: It dosen't matter what the Pachys do!
Bill: Shut up! I am trying to watch!

In the Ring
Refree: Alright, I have done this before, ready? Figh-(boof!)Ahhhhhhh!
Bill: One of the Pachys have butted the refree, look at him fly! Ohhh I knew that guy!
Suzie: Common!
Pachy1: Alright! Take this! (Charges!Boof!)
Suzie: Err, what?
Pachy1: Hey? I thought Erion and Joe said we could kill T.Rex with one blow!
Pachy2: Yeah Erion, Joe, you lied!
Suzie: But I don't think my fans are lying when they say I can kill you with one bite!
Pachy1: Really?
Suzie: Yes
Pachy1: Try me-AHHGGHHH(CRUNCH-DIES)
Suzie: Believe me now?
Pachy2: Mabye we butted off more than we could handle.
Pachy5: Don't be stupid you numbskull-hey, a bit redundant, rite?
Suzie: Not for me (Crunch!)
Pachy5: You bit through my thick skull! Not possible!(Dies)
Suzie: Roar!
Pachy2,3: Lets charge her! (Lowers head and charges)
Suzie: Huh? (Bok!)
Pachy2,3: Where she go?
Suzie: Err, you butted each other? Ia m over HERE!
Pachy2,3: We're doomed! Ahhhhhh-(CRUNCH BITE SNORT! Dies)
Suzie: Roarrr!
Pachy4: I kill you! (Charges) Huh? missed?
Suzie: Yeah, I sidestepped. (Bites into his neck)
Pachy4: Yaaaaa(Head is severed, rolls into the crowd, who starts kicking it around.
David Beckham: This will make a good football.
Suzie: Hahahha
Pachy6: Why you! (Charges)
Suzie: They all do the same thing. (Sidesteps, trips and pins the Pachy under her foot.)
Pachy6: Ahhh! Nooooo! Ah-(Dies as Suzie stomps on his head, crushing it.)
Bill: Wow, look at his eyeballs fly, Rockets out of Sockets!
Yankie Pitcher: Hey a good baseball!
Suzie: Hahhahahahaha
Pachy7-10: Err, sorrie Suzie, you win.
Suzie: No, you got to pay.
Pachy7-10: For what?
Suzie: For that post on Zoom Dinosaurs.com
Pachy7-10: Heh heh, Er, W-What post?
Bill: Is it this one, flashes a message on the Jumbotron screen.
Pachy7-10: NOOO DON'T DO THAT!
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Jumbotron Screen:
Pachycelphalosaurus rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from Joe, age 24, ??????, ???, ?????; October 14, 2000

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Champion: Pachycelphalosaurus Aponint: Fourty two T-rex's Why Pachycelphalosaurus is so much better than T-rex: One ram and a dead T-rex. Plant-eaters rule!! Pachycelphalosaurus was as smart as any Human acorrding to me. One swip of it's tail and, good-bye T-rex. A roar from a Pachycelphalosaurus and, a chill whould be sent though all the dinos. I vote for Pachy!!!!!!!!!11
from Erion, age 20, Salt Lake City, ???, ?????; October 14, 2000

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Pachycelphalosaurus. He can beat a T-rex. T-rex is in the dump! T+Rex= The most Dumbest, Weakest, slow-moving dinosaur that ever lived!!!!!!!!!!! They can kill a Gigantosaurus, the T-rex's brother. So why can't they kill the T-rex? THEY CAN! One blow, and--- Dead T-rex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T-rex is not the most deadlyist, smartest, cooliest dino! The Troodon is the smartest! The Dienonychus is the deadlyest! The Pachy (my nick name for Pachycelphalosaurus) Is the COOLEST! I HATE SEEING THE T-REX ON EVERY DINO BOOK COVER! Dinosaur (the movie) Is cool, because it does not have a T-rex in it. IT DRIVES ME NUTS SEEING THE T-rex ON EVERY COVER ON A DINOSAUR BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from ?, age ?, ?, ????, ???????????; October 14, 2000
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Back at the ring

Suzie: THAT POST!
Pachy7-10: Err, sorry? AHHHHHHHH-(CRUNCH, BITE, SNORT, SMASH! Dies!)
Bill: Suzie has taken on and defeated 10 Pachyha-somethings. The other 10 are discussing their plan.
Suzie: Common Guys, hurry up!
Pachy11-20: Get her! (All charges)
Suzie: Hey! not fair!
Bill: The rules say not more than 3 opponents can engage Suzie at any one time. Stop it, you have ten!
Pachy11-20: You will have to stop us then-STOMP!-What the?
(Sue-Imperator stands in all here awesome bulk and size!)
Sue-Imperator: You broke the rules..ROAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!
Pachy11-20: Err, sorry? AHHHHHHHH-(CRUNCH, BITE, SNORT, SMASH! Dies!)
Erion,Joe: Not fair booooo AH-(Crunch! Dies)
Bill: The audience is adviced not to feed the animals.
Suzie: Slurp, I agree with that.
Bill: The Rexes have taken out all of the Pacha-Somethings. THey win!
Suzie, Sue-Imperator: Yayyy!
Bill: But wait, we have new opponents coming on!
Suzie: New opponents?

Ten minutes later:
(The arena doors open and smoke pours forth. A armoured truck pulls a cage into the ring. The doors of the cage open and their new opponents step forth.)
Suzie: What the?
Sue-Imperator: Not possible!
Raptors: YES! IT IS!
Suzie: But I though you were made extinct by us.
Raptors: Yes, but we were cloned by a few avid Raptor fans to face you again!
Suzie: Why you-
Bill: This will be a free for all fight involving Deinonychus, Velociraptor and the T.Rexes.
Suzie: Roarr! Unite sisters, there are two of us and 40 of them!
Sue: Make that 3 of us.
Suzie: SUE!
Sue-Imperator: SUE!
Sue: Hi, I have recovered fully and am ready for some butt-kicking!
Raptors: Even Sue scan't save you!
Suzie: Sue happens to be the most powerful and skilled Tyrannosaurus Rex that ever lived, if you thought I was good on Walking with Dinosaurs, wait till you see Sue.
Raptors: No, we though you totally *beep* on Walking with Dinosaurs!
Suzie: Why you little! (Crunch!)
Velociraptor3: AHHHHH(Dies)
Alpha Deinonychus: Attack!
Alpha Velociraptor: Attack!
Sue: Kill em, kill em all!
Velociraptor4: Ahhhh! (Dies as Suzie steps on him, she contuines to pound his dead body.)
Deinonychus6: Yaaaa OHHH! (Dies as Sue-Imperator kicks him accidently, throwing him seventy five meters back!)
Velociraptor10: Noooo! Argghhh! (Dies as he leaps straight into the jaws of Sue, is broken into two in one snap!)
Deinonychus2: Urgghh (Dies as he is crushed underfoot by Sue.)
Bill: The raptors are going down like flies, they have narry scratched the Rexes!
Suzie: Take that, and that, and this! Insult my acting will ya? (Contuines to bite the bloody mush of her opponent.)
Raptors: Retreat!
Sue: We have them on the run! Pursue!
Suzie: Take this, and this, and this. (Starts jumping on the pulp that was the Velociraptor she killed eariler)
Sue Imperator: Stop it Suzie!
Suzie: But he's the punk that insulted my acting!
Sue: He's dead!
Suzie: Really?
Sue: Yes, you can stop now.
Raptors: Ha, you may have killed of half of us, but you cannot stop us forever, we will hack into Zoom Dinosaurs.com and destroy all of your files! We will remove you name from the Zoom Dinosaurs favourites list and add your votes to mine! We will track down all those who voted for you and kill them! We will make your life a living hell! Bragh ha ha ha ha!
Sue: I may the meanest dinosaur, but I wouldn't stoop so low!
Raptors: Say what you like! We are going off to be the king of dinosaurs now! ha ha ha-what the? (Ground starts to rumble!)
Liopleurodon : (Bursts out of a manhole cover) Not on my watch!
Raptors: AHHHHHHH (BITE! CRUNCH, SMASH, GRIND, POKE, STAB, ARGGHHHH, NOOOOOO, SNAP DIES!)
Liopleurodon : Yummy!
Sue: What the?
Bill: At 25 meters long and 150 tons, Liopleurodon has no trouble with the raptors at all! He has eaten them!
Sue: Why did you help us?
Liopleurodon: As king of the seas, I face alot of idiots who say another animal is better. I am sick of that! As such, I understand how you feel.
Sue: Thank you!
Liopleurodon: Well, I got to go now. I have sensitive skin and sunburn easily. (Disappears down the manhole)
Sue: I guess that's it. We won.
Bill: Yes you did. Winner of Dino Warz 5, Tyrannosauru-
(The arena doors open and hundreds of Deinonychus and Velociraptors rush in!)
Sue: Not again, it keeps happening!
Bill: Woah, stop!
Raptors: Die, Tyrannosaurus, die!
Unknown Figure in the shadows: Not so fast!
Raptors: What the?
Sue: Liopleurodon, is that you?
Tinker: (Walks out wearing a red headband and a machine gun, chains of ammo are draped around him.) No, it's me mama.
Sue: Tinker! Stay out of this!
Tinker: But mum! John Rambo wasn't feeling well today, so he told me to help him out!
Sue: Tinker, its dangerous!
Raptors: Might as well die now, we will hunt you down and kill you!
Sue: Go back to the lab, Robert T. Bakker must be worried sick about you!
Tinker: No mum, now you nasty raptors! Back off!
Raptors: HAHAHAH you don't scare us like John Rambo!
Tinker: Leave my mama alone!
Sue: Tinker......
Raptors: Ha ha ha ha Funny, funny! ha ha ha ha ha
Tinker: Alright, you asked for it! HIYE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Starts firing his machine gun like John Rambo. Spent shells fly everywhere)
Raptor: Arrghhh! Shot by a kid! Nooooo! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!(Rattatattattatatattatatat, their bodies shake convulsively as bullets slam into them. Dies!)
Bill: The raptors are all dead! The Tyrannosaurus win!
Sue: WHO IS THE BADDEST, MEANEST AND THE DEADILEST AROUND?
Tyrannosaurus: WE ARE! YA, COMMON, BRING IT ON, YEAH, TRY US!
Tinker: And you can see me at Kidrex.com
John Rambo: Err, hey buddy, can I have my machine gun back now?

The end!
from Billy Macdraw, age 18, ?, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

Dino Warz 4

Well, here you have it, Tyrannosaurus Rex has finally crossed the big 2-O-O-Os. However, Sue finds her right to be voted challanged by angry detractors. To avoid a deadily rampage by Sue, I had to organise another "contest" to settle the matter! This is the last eposide for the season.

Sue's locker room
Bill: Errr...Hi-H- Hi Sue
Sue: Roarrr! WHAT!
Bill: I know the tu-turn of events-s have an-angered you, wh-what hap-happened.
Sue: COME CLOSER, I CAN HARDLY HEAR YOU, IT'S NOT LIKE I AM GOING EAT YOU!
Bill: No th-thank you, I-I will stay right here.
Sue: Ok, some Raptor fans have complained that I have had too much votes, and want my name struck off the Zoom Dinosaurs voting list!
Bill: So, what are you gonna do?
Sue: Settle this the old dino way of course, a grudgematch!
Bill: But, I though your team finished off all the raptors last time round, they're extinct!
Sue: Yes, but the Raptor fans have teamed up with Gigantosaurus fans.
Bill: So?
Sue: They are sending Gigantosaurus to fight me!
Bill: Oh, I see, confident?
Sue: Of course, you just watch out ALL YOU REX-BASHERS!

(later...)
Bill: Okay, the rules are this, a team of ten Gigantosaurus are going to fight a team of three T.Rexes, Sue, Suzie and Sue-Imperator. You may be asking why are the teams unbalanced? Well, lets just say even if the odds were 10 to 1, it still wouldn't be fair. Combat will be team-tag style. Ready, Yes? But let's interview our special guests first.
(Camera pans to review The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin)

Bill: Hey Rock, who do you think will win?
The Rock: T.Rex, cos IT DOSEN'T MATTER what the Gigantosaurus do!
Stone Cold: Naa, I say the Gigantosaurus will win. They are bigger.
The Rock: Do you really think so?
Stone Cold: Yes, becau-
The Rock: IT DOSEN'T MATTER JARBONI!
Stone Cold: No, it's so, because Stone Cold, said so.
The Rock: We'll see Jarboni.
Bill: Okay, thank you. LETSSSSS RUMBLEEEE!

Ps:Note that unlike a wrestling match, the animals here really get hurt!

Sue: I'm first.
Giganto1: I'll get you!
Refree: Star- Ahhh (gets stepped on, dies)
Giganto1: Woops!
Bill: Ohhh, I knew that guy!
Sue: Take that! (Chomp)
Giganto1: Ahh
Sue: And that! (Chomp)
Giganto1: Ahh
Bill: Giganto1 is too slow, he can't strike back!
Suzie: GO SUE!
Giganto1: Hi....ya (C...homp)
Sue: Ha ha , that tickles!
Giganto1: Hi....ya (C...homp)
Sue: Ha ha , that tickles!
Bill: Giganto1 is biting too slow to hurt Sue!
Sue: HARRR-YA (CHOMP!, TEARS INTO GIGANTO1'S BODY AND RIPS OUT HIS ADRENAL GLAND!)
Giganto1: Hahanowyoudie! (CHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMP)
Bill: With his Adrenal gland ripped out, Giganto1 is going at lightning speed!
Sue: OW! OW! OW! HELP!
Sue-Imperator: Sue, over here!
Sue: NO! I fight you! (Chomp!)
Giganto1: HAHAHA! MISSED! (RUNS CIRCLES AT 80 MILES PER HOUR AROUND SUE!)
Sue: Oh no...ah ha! (Sticks her leg out!)
Gianto1:(runs into her leg) ??? AHHHHH!
Suzie: Yes!
Giganto1: Nooo! (Falls on his face, ripping his head clean off)
Bill,The Rock: YES!
Sue: Yayyy!
Giganto2: My turn!
Sue:(tags Suzie) Suzie, its yours!
Giganto2: Your'e dead Suzie! (CHOMP!)
Suzie: (sidesteps) Take that (Chomp! Bites his Jaw off!)
Giganto2: Brrrrggghhhhh! Heave margh haw hack!
Suzie: You want it, you got it. (Throws his jaw like a boomerang)
Giganto2:wizzzh crack!~ AHHHgghhhh (The jaw slams into his head, bringing him down!)
Suzie: Yayyyy
Giganto3: Not so fast!
Suzie: That Gigantosaurus yours sister! (Tags team mate)
Giganto3: I'll take you on! T.Rexes are small!
Giganto4: Err, number 3......
Giganto3: HEY, WHERE THAT SMALL VIXEN GO? (Notices a huge shadow looms over him)
Sue-Imperator: Never-insult-my-SISTERS!
Giganto3: AHhhhhhhh!(Crunch, chimp bite ahhhhhh nonono Cruch! Dies....)
Sue-Imperator: ROARRRRR!
Giganto4: You go 5, she's too big!
Giganto5: You go 4, I'm behind you!
Sue-Imperator: Cut the CR*# (CHOMP BITE CRUNCH GWRWN!)
Giganto4,5: AHHHHHHH (DIES)
Giganto6 to 10: Unite! all climb onto ring
Sue-Imperator: Sisters unite!
Sue: Get them!
Suzie: Yaaaaaaa!
(CRUNCH BITE CRACK BOOMW! SPLAT SCRIGGH! AHHHHH NO HELP! CRCK BOFSD! BOOF BLAM! SPLAT CRUNCH CHOMP BITE SNAP BOORMFGH!)
Gigantosauraus: AHHHHHHHH (DIES...)
T.Rexes: Yayyy! We are the winners!
Bill: Not so fast, Spinosaurus has also filed a protest against Sue.
T.Rexes: What?
Bill: Sorry girl, but you will still have to fight Spineosaurus to prevent your name from been struck off!
Sue: This is ridiculus!
Suzie: Relax, Spinosaurus is small, you'll walk right over him!
Bill; Ok, but lets pause for a commercial break>

(I know you do not want to watch the ads, so here is a killboard instead:
Dinosaur Number killed by T.Rex so far.
Utaraptor 1567
Megarpator 1345
Velociraptor 9867
Pyroraptor 3453
Stegosaurus 1
Pachys 1
Gallimius 1
Gigantosaurus 11
Triceratops 1
Raptor fans 2

T-Rex losses: 0

Bill: And back to the fight.
Sue: This is not fair.
Bill: Sure it is!
Sue: But I can't beat that cheater!
Bill: What cheater?
Sue: That Spinosaurus!
Bill: What, how did he...
Sue: Look at him, 60 feet long and 10 tons! He is taking steriods!
Bill: Well........
Sue: You have to disquallify him!
Spinosaurus:ROARRR!
Bill: er....bye!
Sue: Bill! Bill!..sigh...ROARRR!
Spinosaurus:ROARR(WACKS HER, THROWING HER ACROSS THE RING)
Sue: AHHHH-oFF! oW!(gETS UP)
Spinosaurus: Roar! (Charges, sideswipes Sue)
Sue: AHhhh!Offf (Hits the ground hard....does not get up)
Suzie: CHEATER!
Sue:Ahhh.........
Spinosaurus: Feel...my....wrath! (STAMPS!)
Sue:(Rolls away in time, gets up, bites him!)
Spinosaurus: Haha that tickles! (Whacks her with his tail)
Sue: Ahhhh (Falls down again, is knocked cold)
Suzie: Noooo! (Tries to climb onto ring)
Sue-Imperator: No! We will be disqualified, unless she tags us first!
Suzie: What do we do, she cant beat that steriod pumped monster!
Spinosaurus: HA HA HA HA ! (Does an incredible 50 meter leap onto Sue!)
Sue: ohh..ahhhh(Gets up and butts him hard in the stomach just before he lands, he rebounds, landing hard on his side)
Spinosaurus: Ahgh! You'll pay for this.
Bill: Sue may have him off for a while, but it dosent look like she'll win!)
Sue: Sue-Imperator, I don't have much time! Blow those propane gas tanks sitting near the heaters!
Sue-Impearator: For what!
Sue: Just do it-ahh (is butted hard, goes down!)
Sue-Imperator:Okay!(Picks up a chair and flings it at the tanks with her jaws.)

(BOOOOM! THE TANKS EXPLODE, CREATING A GIGANTIC FIREBALL.)

Spinosaurs: Ha, nice try, but that won't distract me. (Approaches the fallen Sue)
Sue: That's not for distracting you!
Spinosaurus: (Stomps toward Sue) Than what?
Sue: Common....
Spinosaurus: Ah I feel so faint....what's happening!(starts to stagger)
Sue: Your nice little sail also means you overheat faster! Ha(Gets painfully up)
Spinasaurus: No! oh.....
Suzie: Yes!
Sue: Yaaaaaa! (Charges and rams Spinosaurus very hard. Both dinosaurs go down, Sue gets up)
Spinosaurus: No.....
Sue: Take that and that, and that!! (Rains blow after blow on Spinosaurus, bites him numerous times!)
Spinosaurus: Argh, Argh! AHHGHH You pay! (Leaps up and butts Sue hard, she goes down and slides for a distance, she is knocked out again.)
Suzie: Nooo.
Spinosaurus: I...will..be..king (Stomps up to Sue, prepairs to give fatal bite)
Sue-Imperator:No....
Spinosaurus:Ha..ha
Sue: Not on my watch! (Her eyes flash open, gives a vicous kick to Spinosaurus' mid leg, bending it into a right angle)
Spinosaurus: AHHHH! No! (Tries to limp away on his good leg.)
Sue: AHHHHH! (Lahes out and breaks his other leg, bending it into another right angle!)
Bill: Brittle bones! Sure sign of steriod abuse!
Sue: I told you!
Spinosaurus: NOOOOO! ( Staggers backwards, but with both of his legs bent forward, he topples backwards and lies on his back trashing) NOOOOO!
Sue: Yaaaaaaaaaaa! (Takes a sprint ar 35 miles an hour, and then, with superdinosaur effort, leaps like a raptor into the air....)
Suzie: what the......
Sue-Imperator: impossible.....
Bill: Are you catching all this?
Spinosaurus: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! ergh-(BOOM! Sue! lands on his head, smashing it to pulp!)(dies)
Sue-Imperator: Yaayyy
Suzie:YES!
Bill: Yes!
The Rock: Yes!
Stone Cold: Darn!.....
Bill: We declare Sue the winner!
Sue-Imperator: You won Sue, you beat Spinosaurus!
Sue: I did? (Faints)
Bill: Somebody get a vet!

The end.

Ps(here's one more vote for T.Rex)
from Billy Macdraw, age 18, ?, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

Dino Warz 2

Now, many people have been disgrunted over the results of the latest Dino Warz deathmatch. In the last contest, T-Rex sue beat all the other contenders to remain king-(grrrr.....) er I mean Queen of all the dinosaurs. However, the Raptor team has filed a appeal to fight the Queen again, and she has taken up the challange! How will this turn out? Let's interview the Queen

Bill: Hi sue!
Sue: Hi Bill!
Bill: OK, why did you choose to fight the raptors again?
Sue: Naa, I have been receiving a lot of hate mail from the raptor fans over the last fight, so I'd like to prove it to them I can take on a pack of any raptor to shut them up!
Bill: Woah! Ok, don't diss the raptor fans, they are also here in ZoomDinosaurs.com to learn something!
Sue: Yes, they should learn that I am Queen! Growww.....
Bill: Any battle plan for this grugematch?
Sue: Na, the usual moves. Hey Brad, I want you over for lunch someday, what do you say?
Bill: Now now, your musuem contract says you can't date any ZoomDinosaur visitors?
Sue: Huh, when I said I wanted him over for lunch, I meant-
Bill:Tank you Sue, lets move over to the raptors!
Switch screen to raptor room:
Bill: Hi Raptors
Velociraptor pack: Snarl...Hi
Bill: Say, what are you gonna do?
Megaraptor pack: We are gonna tear Sue apart!
Bill: Why did you appeal against the results of the last contest?
Velociraptor: Cos it wasn't fair. We weren't fighting Sue in a pack, something we do best! Also, Sue cheated when Tyrannosaurus Imperator Sue came in and ate the second opposing team!
Bill:So, what's different this time?
Megaraptor: We're fighting Sue as a pack! Two species on one Tyrannosaur!
Bill: But the combined weight of your team outweights Sue by 2 times! Isn't that....unfair?
Megaraptor:Whatda you mean..snarl.....
Bill: Err, we better get started.
Switch screens to deathmatch arena.
Sue: Rowgh! Who's first!
Velociraptor Pack: We're!
Sue: Which one of you is first?
Velociraptor pack: We're all attacking you! (Leaps at her!)
Sue:Hey! not fair! Ow! Ouch! ow!
Velociraptor pack: We're winning (The entire pack of 20 raptors swarm Sue!)
Sue: Woah! Getta off me! You are too heavy!
Velociraptor 12: She's gonna fall! We'll be the king of Dinosaurs!
Sue: I AM GOING DOWN AHHHHH (BOOM! SUE FALLS!)
Velociraptors 1-10: AHHHHHHHHH (SQUISH! SQUISH! SQUISH! SQUISH!)
Bill: It looks like any Velociraptor victory is premature! Sue has crushed half the pack in her fall!
Velociraptor 11-20: SHUT UP (Falls off sue in the fall)
Sue: (getting up) Thanks guys, for breaking my fall!
Crushed Velociraptor: Anytime.....ohhh tell my girl I love her..ah (dies)
Sue: OK, my turn! Roar!~ (stomp! stomp!)
Velociraptor 14: She's stomping us get outta- ah (squish! dies) Bill: Only five raptors are left! Should they quit?
Velociraptor 16: Err, boss should we stop? Alpha Velociraptor 20: No! Charge!~~~(trumpet call)
Bill: Looks like the charge of the light bigrade!
Sue: Yummy! A buffet! (Chomp crunch bite snort crack)
Velociraptors: AHHHHH! NOOO! YAAA! AHHHH!
Bill: It looks like the entire Velociraptor pack is gone!
Megaraptor Pack: We must avenge our brothers!
Sue: So much for herorics!
JAYME G E: Go raptors go
Sue: Grrrh! (chomp!)
JAYME G E: ahhhh! (dies)
Bill: Specatators are adviced not to feed the animals.
Alpha Megaraptor: Go for her head! Sue: Haaaraahhhh!
Megaraptor 2: She has that deadily morning breath!AHHHH (DIES!)
Bill: Looks like the Megaraptors have not reckoned the bad breath of Sue, Half the pack pay the price!
Remainding 10 Raptors: Surround her! (They form a circle around Sue) Sue: Err, what are you doing?
Alpha Megaraptor: Get her! (leaps at Sue along with other Megaraptors) Sue: Here we go again....(ducks)
Megaraptors: Huh? AHHHHHHHH (BONK BONK BONK They collide with each other midair, knocking themselves out cold)
Sue: Ah! A buffet (Crunch bite crunch bite eats the Megaraptors at her lesiure.)
Bill: Well, it looks like another victory by Sue. According to the Deathmatch rules, only one appeal can be made. It looks like the opposing force has failed in their attempt to oust Sue as the Queen. The Tyrannosaurus are going to erule for another 65 million yea- (Two gigantic packs of raptors, each 100 strong, march up)
Raptors: NOT SO FAST!
Bill: Not again? Another team?
Sue: HEY, 200 ON ME, NO FAIR!
Bill: That's right, the appeal has failed, go back to your musuems!
Raptors: We may not be the king of dinosaurs, but we are making sure Sue will not be too either! If we can't have it, nobody will!
Sue: For such smart dinos, you all sure are childish!
Raptors: We don't care, attack!
Sue: I am doomed!
Raptors: Sue-Imperator can't save you now!
John: Not so fast!
Sue: Hey, what brings you here John?
Raptors: Who's that punk?
John: The name's John Rambo.
Sue: You don't wanna mess with him guys......
Raptors: As in the first blood, second blood movies?
John Rambo: Yes.
Raptors: Get out of the way!
John Rambo: Now, I have been watching this telecast and saw Sue in trouble, that's why I came on down to help.
Sue: Ah..it's nothing.
John Rambo: Now, you ain't messing with Sue, you aint messing with me!
Raptors: Try us!
John Rambo: I am gonna take you guys out.
Raptors: Common, Bill can't take us out, Sue can't take us out, YPU CAN'T TAKE US OUT!
John Rambo: Ok, I am taking you out right now. Haaaa ahhhhhhhh! (BANG BANG BANG RATTATATATTATATATTATATTATATATTATA BOOM! BANG! BANG! BANG! BOOM! RATTTAATATATATTATA!)
Raptors: AHHHH NO ERGH! (Screams as they get shot, dies)
Sue: Er, guys? guys? Ahh, no more raptors. Thanks John
John Rambo: Anytime girl
Bill: Looks like Sue wins again, my vote goes out to Tyrannosaurus Rex!
John Rambo: I am also voting for Tyrannosaurus Rex!
Sue: Thank you, thank you. Oh yes Brad, about that lunch-
Bill: Cut transmittion! Cut transmittion!

The end. Sue is my favourite T.Rex, my vote goes to her!
from Billy Macdraw, age 18, ?, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

The Making of Dino Warz!

Before I start, I'd like my vote to go out to T.Rex, my favourite dinosaur. Not, lez get into showbiz!
The Making Of DINO WARZ!
This two parter series revolves around dinosaurs trying to vie for Tyrannosaurus for the title of King. What results is a bloodbath of unbelievable scale.

Characters
Bill: Me! The reporter
Sue: Powerful Tyrannosaurus Rex, Queen of all dinosaurs
Sue-Imperator: Powerful Tyrannosaurus Imperator, big sister of Sue.
Suzie: T.Rex Star of BBC's Walking With Dinosaurs. (Yes, the one killed by the anykylosaurus!)
JAYME G E: A big Megaraptor fan who got too close to Sue Velociraptors: The extras who big scenes were left out on the cutting room floor in Jurassic Park and the lost world. Disgrunted with Sue Megaraptors: See above
Pachy: An irrating dinosaur, first to die.
Triceratops: Used to be a peaceful plant-eater, until he saw Sue.
Stegosaurus: Extremely dumb dinosaur, does not know what he is doing
Galllimius: Very skittish and irrating dino. Died of fright.
Utaraptor: Prehaps the only dino to actually draw some blood in a fight with Sue. Current status:KIA
Gigantosaurus: Overated carnivore. Caught up in his own fame. KIA
John Rambo: Check him out!

Finding a place to shoot this series wasn't too hard to find. Many WWF managers gladly converted their arenas to fit the warring dinos after a little gentle word with Sue. Contracts were signed with the respective musuems and cheap B-Grade movie directors to lease the dinosaurs to battle Sue. The fight, as always, was shot and one-sided Computer graphics erase excessive gore. There you have it, after the ads were added, the eposides were sent to ZoomDinosaurs.com for all the dino fans to enjoy! Eposode guide Eposide one: Dino Warz Sue battles a combine team of dinosaurs, will she win? Sue-Imperator guest stars. Eposode two: The Raptors wrath Sue battles disgrunted raptors in the final show down! That's it folks, whatda ya expect? Want somemore? No T.Rexes were harmed in the making, only the opponent team suffered "acceptable losses" A Bill M. documentry.
from Billy Macdraw, age 18, ?, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

Dino Warz!

(This is it folks! THe very first Dino Warz!)
Welcome to the eonal dinosaur deathmatch, the contest in which all the dinosaurs fight to see who will be king. In the last contet, Tyrannosaurus Rex beat Allosaurus to be the champion, will he be able to defend his title, lets find out! This contest only happens once every 65 million years, so you better catch it now! Defending Champion:Sue the T-Rex Opponents:Triceatops, Pachycephalosaurs, Velociraptor ,Utaraptor ,Megaraptor, Gigantosaurus, Ankylosaurus, Stegosaurus and Gallimius.

T-Rex:ROAAAAAARRRRR Who's first?
Pachy:Me! I'll take you out! (CHARGES.....POW!) Ha!direct hit!
T-Rex:Is that all you can do?
Pachy:Did I hurt you?
T-Rex:No but mabye something like this will work!(Crunch!)
Pachy:Ahhh! You bit through my thick skull! Impossible! (Dies) (Pahcy's down, triceratops steps in the arena.)
T-Rex:ROAAAAAR
Triceratops: I avenge you! (charges with horns lowered) YAAAAAAAA! Opps I missed! AHHHHHHH NOOO! STOP! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....(dies)
T-Rex:Yummy! Who's next?!
Stegosaurus: That......would be......me......AH! (Oh No!Stegosaurus is too dumb too do anything, this is no fight!)
T-Rex:No contest! How about you Gigantosaurus? Gigantosaurus:(stomps into arena) Yeah, its my turn to be king, I am bigger than you!
T-Rex:But I am stronger and smarter an faster! Take that (crunch!)
Gigantosaurus:AHHH! My leg! You bit off my leg! (Looks like a stumping moment for Gigantosaurus, he bleeds to death)
T-Rex: Ha! size dosent matter!
Gallimimus:You're right about that!I'll show you! (Starts pecking)
T-Rex: No No, you got to try something like this...ROARRRR!
Gallimimus: AHHHHHHH (FAINTS AND DIES!) (Looks like Gallimimus really did have a bird-like heart after all, a chicken heart! he died of fright!)
T-Rex: Sighhhh the stuff they send me these days...... (Ankylosaurus plods up)
Ankylosaurus: You watch me do you in!(swipes with tail)..huh? missed!
T-Rex: I saw you do that move on my sister Suzie, in "Walking with Dinosaurs) It won't work on my now! (Rams Ankylosaurus, who turns turtle.)
Ankylosaurus: Help!Help! AHHHHH (Screams as Sue rips into his underside...dies)
T-Rex: Common, Raptors, you next.
Raptors: Yeah, you're one, we're many! (SPLAT!)
Utaraptor:Hey, no fair, you stepped on Velociraptor!
T-Rex: Common, He was so small, I couldn't help it.
Megaraptor: Well, I am too big to be squashed! (leaps at T-Rex)
T-Rex: Ah, this is easy! (ducks)
Megaraptor: Huh? ahhhhhhh (sails over T-Rex and lands hard) My leggg! I broke my leg!
T-Rex: Serves you right, you weight a ton but still try to jump 6 meters into the air. It's a small wonder you broke your leg.
Megaraptor:Get her Utaraptor, get her for m-(is cut off when Sue steps on his head, crushing it.)
Utaraptor: Haaaaa Yaaaa (jumps onto Sue)
T-Rex: ow! (acts out scene in jusassic park where the T-Rex swarmed by the raptor swings it into it's jaw and bites it.)
Utaraptor:Where did you learn that?
T-Rex: Wathc Jurassic Park, it's not accucrate, but I learned a few moves from it.
Utaraptor: Thank yo-AHHHHHH (Dies as Sue chomps down)
T-Rex: Roarrrrr! I am the champ! hey what's this. (ANOTHER TEAM OF Opponents:Triceatops, Pachycephalosaurs, Velociraptor ,Utaraptor ,Megaraptor, Gigantosaurus, Ankylosaurus, Stegosaurus and Gallimius steps up)
Opposing force: We'll get you! everybody attack her!
T-Rex: Hey, that's not fair!
Opposing Force: Ha, we know, but we can't wait another 65 million years!......Hey, who's that? (A huge shadow of a Tyrannosaurus of incredible looms over them.)
Opposing Force: Oh no! It TYRANNOSAURUS-AHHHH NO YAAAAAAAAA AHHHHHHH NO PLEASE NO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OW OW OW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. (The opposing force is eaten up!)
T-Rex: Thank you emperor Sue-Imperator!
T-Imperator: Anytime queen Sue-Rex!
T-Rex: Say, what brings you here?
T-Imperator: Naaaa nobody wanted to fight me for the title of Emperor, that's why I came here to watch you. I see, you are holding up our family name pretty well.
T-Rex: Of course, the Tyrannosaurus will always be the rulers.
T-Imperator: Well, I gotta go now, bye little sister!
T-Rex:Bye big sister!
The End: It looks like T-Rex gets my vote for my favoutire dinosaur
from Billy Macdraw, age 18, ?, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

tricertops is my favorite dino because it has a cool shape
from victor h., age 9, brooklyn, NY, USA; December 25, 2000

Red alert! Red alert! Insult aquired. Moyjo, take lead of the Japanese quarter. All other personnel, man your battle stations!
from Honkie Tong, age 16, ....., ....., .....; December 25, 2000

Look, before insults start to fly, I better deconstruct both competing fanfics before things get out of control:

Dino Warz vs DWF
Scoring will be based on certain features, the highest sore wins!

Action:

Both Dino Warz and DWF come out tops in this section, both fanfics have fast, furious action.

Score:
Dino Warz: 1
DWF: 1

Graphics

Dino Warz certainly scores well in this, giving the reader nice visual tibits to read. Un oh, DWF falls flat on its face in this section, it has no visuals!

Dino Warz: 1
DWF: 1

Violence

Well, its a tie in this department, both fanfics are rich in violence.

Dino Warz: 1
DWF: 1

Storyline

Dino Warz has a top-notch storyline, with alot of character development and unexpected twists. Un oh, DWF fails in this section again, with the entire fanfic about nothing but discrediting T.rexes. Sorry, but people actually read for the story, not just the action.

Dino Warz: 1
DWF: 1

Originality

Sometimes we wonder how Billy Macdraw comes up with such wacky characters and stories, state of the art!

But when you are up there, there are bound to to imitations. Despite all the claims made by DWF's author that DWF is original, I hardly find it the case. DWF seems to be just a raptor plagarization of Dino Warz. They say that imitation is the best form of flattery, but if you imitate to insult, sorry, but it shows your creative juices are lacking. DWF blatantly lacks any originality. And what's with Indy? It's just his version of John Rambo! Do somethign different!

Dino Warz: 1
DWF: 0

Motives

Well, the impression I get from Billy Macdraw is that he just wants others to have a good time reading his stories. I can tell his stories are not really ment to offend. Even raptor fans like Coolcat enjoyed it throughly.

But why do I get the impression that DWF is made simply to offend people. Look at all the Blatant personal insults against Bill in there! My goodness! Isn't there a policy against that?

Dino Warz: 1
DWF:0

Language:

Well, this is where the difference shows. Bill obviously very skilled at writing, and if you compair the english quality of the two fanfics, it obvious...

Dino Warz:1
DWF:0

Readibility/Layout

A very important thing. Billy Macdraw's Old Blood and Dino Warz are neat and easy to understand. To see how this relaly matters, read DWF2 and compair.

Dino Warz:1
DWF:0

Well, as usual, a top-notch fanfic like Dino Warz comes out tops with a full score of 8 points...

Well, in conclusion, I'd like to say I think that Dino Warz is better. ...Well, DWF certainly shows promise, but it has a long way to go. As the saying goes, "Don't tug on Ultraman's cape."
from Josh, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

I don't have to react, my fans do the job for me. Do you have any? Here's a vote for Rexy.
from Billy Macdraw, age 18, ?, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

Ay, are you messing with my pals again? Yes? Well, here we go again....Haaaaaaaaaayaaaaaaaaa! (RATTATATARATATTARATATATATA!) T.rex rules!
from John Rambo, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

I give this eposide of DWF a 2 star rating. It just pales in compairism to Dino Warz.
from Josh, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

alloasaurus - because it sounds like you are saying 'hello a saurus'.
from Deana W, age 26, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia; December 25, 2000

D.W.F.2!

Here we are,AGAIN! Its time for another episode of D.W.F! We'll try something else this time,because T-rex fans probably thought that the reason for last episode's outcome was because either the T-rex didn't have both his arms,or the T-rex was a weakling. So to satisfy the T-rex fans we'll have a rematch. THIS time,we'll have Razorclaw (With the help of his brother Slasher) fight SIX tyrannosaurs that are all in perfect condition! THAT should satisfy everyone! By the way,Dino Wartz,your computer-generated images of me and Razorclaw were almost convincing,even though your computer graphics were worse than the ones used in your first episode.And one last thing,we ARE NOT IMITATORS! Now have a merry Christmas,and hope that we send you Sue's severed head in a nicely wrapped box.

Now, as we head for the arena where our heroes will get it on for the gold our announcers Ray Rapture and Teething "Rex" Ringa ding ding shall bring you the action in the deathmatch ring.Ray Rapture:"Here are the champions,Razorclaw and Slasher! They sure look confident don't they "Rex?" "Duh,not for long,Wapture." Ray Rapture:"Listen to this crowd will you Rex? it sounds like they let all the T-rexes out of the sanitariums so they could enjoy the slaughter! Lets hear some of this!" "Woohoo!Get 'em razorclaw!Yeah!" Ray Rapture:"And man,look at the tomatoes fly from the rexs' side! Anyway,here we have the challengers,6 tyrannosaurs!" "Yaaaaaayy! woohoo! Get those *BLEEP*in' raptors!" Referee:"Are both sides ready?" Razorclaw and Slasher:"Sure we're ready!" T-rexes:"Uh...what were we going to do?" Referee:"Then let the fight begin!" Alpha T-rex:"We can beat them!remember how Sue beat most of the utahraptors before the reinforcements?" T-rexes:"Sure!" Razorclaw:"Can it cockroach! brains!" SLASH! 'AAAAAAAAAAARG!!!" Ray Rapture:"Whoa!Razorclaw sliced off the Alpha T-rex's arm!" Razorclaw:"Sorry,but I just like to do that." Alpha T-rex:"You're gonna pay for that!" Razorclaw:"Oh yeah? what makes you think that?" WHACK! Ray Rapture:"Oh man! look at that kick! I don't care how big and bulky you are,thats gotta hurt!" T-rex 2:"Look at our leader,he's bleeding!" T-rexes:"Snack time!" Alpha T-rex:"No!Please don't eat me!no! AAAAAAAAA!" Ray Rapture:"Look at this feeding frenzy Rex! What do you make of it? Oh,and by the way, why are you hiding under the table?" Rex:"Make them stop!mke them stop!" WHACK!WHACK!WHACK! T-rexes 5,4,and 3:"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!"(T-rexes break spines and die). Ray Rapture:"Look at that kick! I'm glad that I'M not the one in the ring with Slasher!" T-rex 6:"I'll avenge the deaths of my-AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"(Yet another devestating kick from Slasher). Remaining T-rex:"Chew on this!"WHACK!(Swipes his tail) Razorclaw:"I'm not hungry.! " (Jumps away just in time) T-rex 2:Looks like I need some help! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!!!!!! (Roars to call reinforcements) Ray Rapture:"Tyrannosaurids of all species are pouring in!" Razorclaw:"Uh oh,NOW it looks like WE need some help!" Hey Rex,look at that green jeep! It burst right through through the door!its running over the tyrannosaurids!and why the heck is the Indiana Jones theme playing!?" (The reason,[as you might have guessed],is that Indiana Jones is the one driving the jeep)! Indiana Jones:Looks like you could use a hand Razorclaw! Albertosaurus:I'M the one who needs a hand! (Shows bloody handless stump that used to be his forearm) Indiana Jones:"See if you can gang up on this!" POW!POW!POW!POW!POW!POW! (Fires revolver six times,directly hitting the same number of tyrannosaurids in the head). Razorclaw:"Wow! I didn't know you were THAT good at sharp-shooting!" Indiana Jones:"It took a lot of practice." Ray Rapture:"I hate to interrupt yo! ur pleasant conversation,but is that female T-rex coming thruogh the door Sue?" Sue:"You bet it is,and I'm here to settle this! I beat most of a pack of utahraptors,so beating just 2 of them and a lousy character played by Harrison Ford shouldn't be too hard." Slasher:"Why you *BLEEP*! I have his movies,AND the DVD versions,AND all of the toys,and you DARE to INSULT Indiana Jones in front of me!? Take this as a token of my my gratitude!!"SLASH!SLASH!SLASH!(Slasher carves a "Chinese Checkerboard" star into Sue's stomach,causing her entrails to spill all over the place)! Ray Rapture:"Well,they sure don't call him "Slasher" for nothing!" Razorclaw:"Uh...Slasher,I think that she's dead now. Slasher:"Oh...I knew that." Razorclaw:"(Sigh)Yeah,right." Ray Rapture:"Uh oh,Suzie and Sue-imperator are here to avenge the death of their sister!" Manager(JOE BOB):"No problem.Just send in the security raptors.With two packs of every known species (including variraptor) there's nothing they ca! n't handle!" Ray Rapture:"O.K,but what about Rambo?" Manager:"What!? That stupid Sylvester Stallone character is here too?" John Rambo:"Yeah,and don't call me stupid! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"Squirt!squirt!squirt!squirt!squirt!squirt! (Looks down at his weapon) "Uuuuh...Haaaaaaaaaaaaaayaaaaaaaaaaah?" Razorclaw:"Don't tell me you think actually have a machine gun! You used to have a cap gun,but now since they have computer graphics,you just have a squirtgun!" Indiana Jones:"Let ME handle this." BLAM!!(Shoots Rambo) Rambo:"Gaaaaaaaaaak!"(Dies) Tyrannosaurids:"Let's get the hell out of this place!" STOMP!STOMP!STOMP!STOMP!STOMP!STOMP! (T-rexes run away) Referee:"Since all of the challengers either ran away or were killed, Razorclaw and Slasher are the tag-team champions!" Manager:"Could either of you "champions" help me decapitate a certain tyrannosaurus carcass? I have a Christmas present to send."
Ray Rapture:"Well look who's here! It's B.!" B.:(Very high voice)"I'm Mr.Bill! Oh no! No Mr-"CHOMP! Razorclaw:"Yum! Idiot head! A rare delicasy!"

THE END
(Like I said the first time,this vote is for the raptors).
from JOE BOB B., age 10, Menlo Park, ?, ?; December 25, 2000

trex
from ?, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 24, 2000

WARNING TO ... OR WHOEVER SENT THE WEIRD STORY CLAIMING IT WAS WRITTEN BY ME. IT'S ILLEGAL TO FORGE AND IMPERSONATE SOMEBODY. GO FIND SOME ORIGINALITY ALRIGHT?
from Honkie Tong, age 16, ?, ?, ?; December 24, 2000

My favorite dinosaur is the Vilocoraptor because it's quick and smart and were carnivores like us.
from Scott.W, age 10, ?, ?, U.S.A; December 24, 2000

T-REX BECAUSE HE IS THE BIGGEST, BADDEST AND HE COULD EAT ANY DINO
from ZAK K., age 6, BELVIDERE, IL, USA; December 24, 2000

rex,t
from ?, age ?, ?, ?, ?; December 24, 2000

Coelophysis, because I had to study it in second grade for a project and I thought it was really cool.
from Colin A., age 12, Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA; December 23, 2000

Brachiosaurus - because it's good and it doesn't attack people and it doesn't eat meat.
from Adam F, age 4, Alford, Aberdeenshire, Scotland; December 23, 2000

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